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[baby_dragonite]

I was kinda rusty playing tennis today. I hadn't practiced over the break. So I was playing, and I hurt my ankle really bad. I got home and I wrapped it. I layed on the couch for a while, but then I had to go clean my room. I made the beds and then hit the couch again. My sister's bed wasn't completely done ((we share a room)), So I ran after her because I didn't want her to ruin the bed. She sat on the bed just to make me mad, so I began to kick her ((not really hurting her)), All of a sudden I feel a sharp pain stinging terribly in my ankle, and I remember about my injury. My sister begins laughing as I hold onto my ankle. I had been so mad at her that I hadn't even felt the pain as I ran after her. Hours later she starts making me mad again, so I begin to kick her again. She starts laughing again as I hold onto my ankle . . . again. She thought it was funny. crying I just wanna go back to sleep.  

[AspergersKitty]

I was about 13 and my nanny and I were at a Children's museum. Well, they had the velvet rope line things. I decided to leap over top of one. I ended going WHOMP on the floor with my head.  

[Kitanshi]

Poor you!  

[XxIxXAmXxDinosaurxX]

O_o  

[dreamz_walker]

Buh. Um well today when I went out and gave grain to the horses one proceeded to sit down. Not lay down. Sit down. On it's a**...seriously one of the most hilarious and strangest things I've ever seen that horse do. When I called her she turned her a** around with her front feet to look at me. XD  

[dreamz_walker]

By the way...that sounds painful aspergersKitty

(love my kitteh!!)  

[rainbow_seeker141]

On boring day my friends and I suddenly made a green ballon our leader.. his name bob... but he was sadly poped by nerds.. later on another boring day.. when revived him in stick figure form.. and he now has two brothers.. tom and jose..

May bob rest in peacce
2007-2007  

[Goddess of the lunar]

Well me and my brother were messing about in the kitchen, when we lived in a caravan for a few weeks, I went to kick him not realising the floor hadn't long been cleaned, so it was slippy.. Well the rest you can imagine, I lay there on my back, while my mom and brother were laughing their heads off.
It was entertaining lol  

[Rio Guardian]

This happened at YCamp a long time ago. I was in the Outdoor Adventure group, and we had some awesome counselours, plus only four boys in the group. We got to do whatever we wanted, like sleep in till noon. Anyways, we had to sleep outside in the hot summer everynight, so my counselours decided to give us a treat and let us spend one night in one of the air conditioned cabins that wasn't being used this week. There's something called the Chrome Gnome at our camp, it's for the normal cabin campers, sometimes they have to find it, like it was this week. So we walk into the cabin not being used and I instantly jump onto the top bunk across the room from the door and look back. Sitting there on one of the cabin's rafters right above the door is the Chrome Gnome. I freak out and show it to them and my counselour gets it down. We're not even eligible to win it, but we kept it, and didn't tell anyone. On the last day during lunch we broke through the cafeteria doors and ran around the room with the Chrome Gnome held high sounding a war cry. It was hilarious!

During the same week I also turned around and got hit in the stomach by a deer that was running through the middle of camp blindly and had run into me. LOL! It was a buck too! Ow... rofl  

[razerblade88]

ok so i was setting up one of those air mattress's and i forgot that i had let the air out of it, and i jumped and smashed my face on the hardwood floor! gonk  

[SapphireSara2]

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Background info: I didn't know what Yaoi was, I just heard of it so many times on places like Gaia and I thought it was a manga. Yaoi = mansex for those who didn't know.

So this weekend I was at my country house and we have these blocks that spell "I heart You" on the table and my friend and I always change them to say something funny. We were playing around and writing stuff like "I heart Poo" and "o crap". Later, I was messing around with the blocks and I managed to spell " heart Yaoi" and of course my friend started cracking up. I wasn't sure why but later she told me what it meant. My mom came along and said, "Can you change that back please? Stop making up words."
Me: Do you know what Yaoi is?
Mom: Yea, you made up a random word using all vowels except e and u

I thought it was pretty funny considering I didn't know what Yaoi was and I spelled it out ;D

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[Ignorance Is Annoying]

my friend chased me around with a plunger. she thought it was funny crying .  

[l a w l n u d i t y]

yesterday, i was in the mall with my friend, and we went into that accessories store, claires. and they offer ear piercing and stuff there. so my friend wanted to pierce one of his ears. except we're not eighteen, so they were like sorry, unless you have i.d. you can't have it done. so then i was like okay, fine. tony - let's go to some sketchy boardwalk and get aids instead. and as we were walking away one of the clerks said, DID SHE JUST SAY 'LET'S GO GET AIDS?!'
and then they were like okay pierce your ear for you.
the end.
.. yeah, my story's not funny.  

[Naturen]

dreamz_walker

Buh. Um well today when I went out and gave grain to the horses one proceeded to sit down. Not lay down. Sit down. On it's a**...seriously one of the most hilarious and strangest things I've ever seen that horse do. When I called her she turned her a** around with her front feet to look at me. XD

Oh, you graceful eagle
that soar in the air,
how I enjoy your chainless life

That's exactly why I love horses! xD They're such odd creatures!

My story is horse related, too. :3
Yesterday I went to go ride my horse and one of the boarders had her horse out. The flies were pretty bad so he kept trying to kick at his stomach to ward them off. I wandered over to scratch his belly for him
(Which he greatly appreciated) However, it took me a moment to realize that his eyes were closed, his lip was twitching and he had one leg up in the air as a dog would when they get a nice belly rub. xD; I've never seen a horse do that, So I was quite amused by the whole thing.

Not to funny but..xD; Yeaaaah.

You are calling from your sky
living under the sun,
just riding the winds up high.