*Lost Dreams Tavern*

[O-TO-KO-YO]

eek
Um...
I dont think we have that many...
how about I'll give you one for now, and then we'll see how we fell k?  

[condople]

well i guess so ( or just a tequila slammer)  

[O-TO-KO-YO]

stressed
you mean you dont want this?
*puts olive in drink, places it infont of condople and walks away*  

[condople]

no i want it *chugs*  

[O-TO-KO-YO]

*smiles across the room as she cleans tables*  

[condople]

*suddenly 7 outlaws burst in weilding rifles and 6-shooters and stick the place up screaming "give all the money you got in ths her' joint" or i kill this sexy waitress holds O-TO-KO-YO pointing a gun to her head  

[O-TO-KO-YO]

*holding her head in shame for being offgaurd long enough to be caught by a bunch of slobbering outlaws*
My boss is going to kill me...
ok Mr. Law now what?
*looks nervously at gun resting on her temple*  

[condople]

*just as the outlaw is saying "strip down to yo- i whip iout my 6-shooter and pop him right in the head with the butt of the gun* *he falls to the floor unconscious and i grab you kick over a tale for cover and hand you a gun as they're firing at us* i have as many shots in my gun as the roll of dice i do)  

[O-TO-KO-YO]

*drops the gun*
f*** that! I'd rather get raped then killed!
*hops over the table with hands up*
ok you can do what you want with me just let my friend here go
(they start laughing, "Hunny I dont know who you think we are but we dont let badges go")
*sigh*
*drops my coat revieling 2 whips tied behind my back*
I didnt want to have to use these...
*flicks out whips and disarms as many outlaws as the roll of the die*  

[condople]

*the remaining three proceed to open fire on you and i pull you back behind the table before you can get shot* "are you nuts?!?!" i bellow over the sound of gunfire *and hand you the gun again* (which has as many shots as the dice rolls)  

[O-TO-KO-YO]

ewww... get that thing away from me...
I dont touch guns
*sits up slightly and lashes whip, which wraps around an outlaws hand, and pulls whip back as hard as possible making him ram into the table we are behind*
damnage delt to outlaw is as fallows
1- 4 = head ache
4-10 = knocks him silly (dances around like peterpan and distracts other outlaws)
11-12 = ko  

[condople]

i give you my whip of fire temporarily and tell you to wrap it around a guys neck toburn it through  

[O-TO-KO-YO]

holly s**t is that on fire? I've never see anything like that!
*takes whip aprehensively*
*lashes it at a distracted outlaw, hitting him in the face causiong a massive burn*
COOL!
*looks behind her at the liquer cabnet, runs up and takes a bottle*
*throws it at an outlaw who stupidly catches it*
*lashes at the bottle which explodes in the outlaws hand*
*outlaw runs in circles (on fire) then jumps out window*
good for a min there I was afraid he'd catch the bar on fire...
guess I didnt think of that  

[condople]

*all the outlaws are defeated and some of my sheriff buddies have arrived to take them to jail* *takes whip back* "that was some fine whipsmanshipnessicity i herby deputize you !"  

[O-TO-KO-YO]

um... no thanks I'm just staying long enough to get some more money for my journy
*looks sadly at the whip leaving her hands*
where can I get a whip like that...
can you turn off the fire?
let me hold it one more time...
I wont hurt it...