Films through the eyes of a YAOI FAN

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Sacher Torte

I do it sometimes, like with Lost (Jack x Sawyer)

*Melts at the mere MENTION of the pair*
...Ahem. Yes.


I do pairings all the time with basically EVERYTHING. Even guys in my History class. (But I'm SO CONVINCED that they're together!)  

[Soka Kurosaki]

I do it, more to be funny than actual desire to see them together. Sometimes though, some things just beg to be slashed. The slashing also usually occurs when I'm watching a movie I'm really into, as opposed to just seeing one for fun.

I draw the line at slashing people in my life though. confused I prefer it to remain a happy fantasy, with real life staying elsewhere, far, far away.
 

[Neo the Tortured]

Both my girlfriend and I do it all the time >_<  

[Dracavia]

I do it all the time, for almost anything. Movies, TV shows, books, celebrities, plays......you name it, I've probably slashed it. I'm even guilty of slashing guys in my class, but it was only once, and they were totally asking for it.

It so much fun watching movies with my friends, because they always look at me like, "Okay, which guys are you going to pair this time?" xd  

[Jade Rotaski]

Been there done that I've slashed everything you can thing of even movie starts and band memebers its so much fun ^_^ Theres nothing like making up some weird crack pairing when your bored out of your mind.  

[palindrome88]

Yeah, I do that all the time. sweatdrop My friend and I were terrible about the LOTR movies. In our eyes, everyone was either gay or bi. Yes, everyone. heart And just for the record, if anyone hasn't read Cassie Claire's VSD.....YOU NEED TO GET ON THAT. LIKE, NOW. Yeah. Know what's funny? The thing about the size and shape of the carrot is TRUE. xd  

[Chemystry]

palindrome88

Yeah, I do that all the time. sweatdrop My friend and I were terrible about the LOTR movies. In our eyes, everyone was either gay or bi. Yes, everyone. heart And just for the record, if anyone hasn't read Cassie Claire's VSD.....YOU NEED TO GET ON THAT. LIKE, NOW. Yeah. Know what's funny? The thing about the size and shape of the carrot is TRUE. xd

Oh i've read them!!! they just confirmed all my thoughts about LOTR rofl

i re-watched it recently and came to da conclusion that Merry n Pippin were gettin it on (yes i no they're cousins!!) and i SWEAR that dey all smoked WEED 24/7 or sumthin! (i thinks dats wot dey actually called it in da books)

Another pairing i saw was (obviously) Sam n Frodo (it didnt need dat much imagination!) but i think dat Gollum had da hots 4 Frodo as well!! (dats one scene i WOULDNT wanna c!! 4laugh )

Then there were all da 'tall' people, who i just put together in sum huge orgy, cos there were just too many possibilities!! blaugh  

[SilverMaple]

Heckers yeah! xd 'Specially in movies like Troy where men spend half the time shirtless! And Achilles is supposed to be in a slashy pairing, based on the mythology, but noooo! >_<  

[Katastrophic_Kate]

I d it more on accident than on purpose. Sometimes a slash will just start screeming at me. For instance, I watched Newsies the other day and right in the middle of it I just randomly jumped up and yelled: "Jack and David are so in love!!!" I think I scared my brother...^^  

[Velorius]

I do it all the time too, but only with visual media like movies and tv. I talk about it a little too much though and my friends tend to be reluctant to talk to me after I see a new movie for fear of hearing my newest pairing. sweatdrop  

[SoubixLoveless]

shooting_dagger

I love yaoi, and obviously u do 2, if not, WHAT DA HECK U DOIN HERE?!?!

But what i wanna know is, does anyone go and watch a movie, den start thinkin 'hmm, i think this would be much better if dem two guys get *'close'* and den have a whole SCENE just 4 my own pleasure'??

cos i do (QUITE OFTEN), and i was hopin sumone else would admit to it so i dont feel so 'OMG IM SUCH A PERV!!!' 4laugh

Lmao, yes!! I do that all the time. And make up a situation, then tell my sis, and she calls me a saidist...

dunno why they, they don't all inclue bondage, geez.  

[palindrome88]

shooting_dagger

palindrome88

Yeah, I do that all the time. sweatdrop My friend and I were terrible about the LOTR movies. In our eyes, everyone was either gay or bi. Yes, everyone. heart And just for the record, if anyone hasn't read Cassie Claire's VSD.....YOU NEED TO GET ON THAT. LIKE, NOW. Yeah. Know what's funny? The thing about the size and shape of the carrot is TRUE. xd

Oh i've read them!!! they just confirmed all my thoughts about LOTR rofl

i re-watched it recently and came to da conclusion that Merry n Pippin were gettin it on (yes i no they're cousins!!) and i SWEAR that dey all smoked WEED 24/7 or sumthin! (i thinks dats wot dey actually called it in da books)

Another pairing i saw was (obviously) Sam n Frodo (it didnt need dat much imagination!) but i think dat Gollum had da hots 4 Frodo as well!! (dats one scene i WOULDNT wanna c!! 4laugh )

Then there were all da 'tall' people, who i just put together in sum huge orgy, cos there were just too many possibilities!! blaugh

The hobbits are just the right height for....certain things. Ohohohoho.... twisted
It suddenly occurs to me that we don't have an image thread for LOTR. This won't do....'specially with all the lovely hobbit slash on my computer out there.  

[such a mess]

The sad thing is, I do sometimes. While most of the time there is some justification or at least something to play off... Sometimes I end up just making two guys (or two girls sometimes, or guy and girl.. or anything really) randomly pair up in my mind. It goes downhill from there. Especially when I don't intend on it and thoughts just invade my mind.

I am terribly sorry to those behind the Disney movie Hocus Pocus, I swear upon my life to never think of Thackery/Max again as long as I'm alive. I didn't even mean to~.  

[A Sleeping Darkness]

shooting_dagger

I love yaoi, and obviously u do 2, if not, WHAT DA HECK U DOIN HERE?!?!

But what i wanna know is, does anyone go and watch a movie, den start thinkin 'hmm, i think this would be much better if dem two guys get *'close'* and den have a whole SCENE just 4 my own pleasure'??

cos i do (QUITE OFTEN), and i was hopin sumone else would admit to it so i dont feel so 'OMG IM SUCH A PERV!!!' 4laugh

I do that alot and end up scaring the people around me.  

[Harlequin Hisakata]

Talladega Nights:

Like every fanfiction you've ever read. xd It's so... my gosh, just completely awesome! I just kept laughing though the entire thing going "Fanfiction! OMG FANFICTION!" It made for an awkward explanation to my father...