Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[Vertigo_Kiwi]

"I was Cleopatra and Marilyn Monroe in my past lives! Plus I can summon a tornado to hit your town!"  

[Molly Mollusca]

I was once hit by a house in a tornado, DAMN that Dorethy!!! scream
She stole my shoes too!  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

Vertigo_Kiwi

"I was Cleopatra and Marilyn Monroe in my past lives! Plus I can summon a tornado to hit your town!"

"Vertigo Kiwi is a psychic vampire because she sucked a post I was going to make out of my head and convinced me not to make it so that she could post it!"

Similarly,

"The system of magic in (name of fantasy book series here) must be real; how else would the author have come up with it?"  

[Molly Mollusca]

Marion Zimmer Bradley was my Highpriestess.  

[TeaDidikai]

I come from a line of Wiccans that dates back thirteen generations.  

[Molly Mollusca]

I ran into my naked Grandma... gonk  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

Elfin Brill

I ran into my naked Grandma... gonk

"She cut my...bag...and told me 'You're one of us!'

No I'm not stealing my origin story from Sanders!"  

[CuAnnan]

Silver Ravenwolf and Scott Cunningham are my Lord and Lady, respectively.  

[Kal Eldritch]

"In the name of Cthulu, (insert rest of phrase)!"

"But ma, I'm only sommoning angels, how could that possibly be bad?..."

A: "d00d, lets totally sommon baal."
B: "But...we don't really have a circle of protection..."
A: "Pish! Why would we need that?!"  

[Kal Eldritch]

"ALL fae creatures are peaceful and helpful beings!"  

[Kal Eldritch]

"Heathen!"  

[CuAnnan]

Sovereign of Darkness

"ALL fae creatures are peaceful and helpful beings!"

The Morrigan just gave me this wicked cool love spell.  

[TeaDidikai]

~Random stranger in Occult Shop looking at Tea~ "I can see by your keychain you're a Wiccan."  

[Molly Mollusca]

I am thinking of making my neopet my familiar. 3nodding  

[TeaDidikai]

I call to the guardians of the East- of lightening and Pikachu!
I call to the guardians of the South- of Fire and Charizard!
I call to the guardians of the West- of Water and Squertal!
I call to the guardians of the North- of Earth and ... oh ********. I can't even complete that without feeling so dirty I would spend the rest of the weekend in the shower.