~You Know You're Obsessed When~

[[Snow Fox]]

You join every yaoi guild you can find and try to become an active member on *all* of them.

You become so active on one they make you a mod within the first three days.

You then try to start your own guild dedicated to your favorite pairing.

And now for some weird ones...

You and your friends try convincing a random guy you met in the manga section of a bookstore to read Yaoi.

You then proceed to try and still get him to read yaoi after he says he's not a fan of it.

You start suggesting fanfics to him with your favorite pairings because he's seen/read the series.  

[PsychoPsychologist13]

I got another one.

You kno u're obsessed when u watch soap operas just to pair the guys in the shows together.  

[yaoi_nymph]

I've got some...

you know yur obsessed when you start drawing yaoi doujinshis of your STRAIGHT guy friends.

when you walk into a bookstore and the cashiers all know you by first name and they start telling you which new yaois have come out before you ask

when you start describing, in detail, specific scenes from yaoi just to watch the reactions of the guys around you

when you spend all of your cash that you saved up over a period of three months at www.yaoi-manga.com

sweatdrop i am guilty of all of these whee but it's soooooooo cute  

[User_2629207]

You have a sketchbook dedicated to Yaoi only, which is hidden under your bed *guilty X'D*
You slash your male friends. *guilty*
You want to sneak into the boys locker room so you won't miss out on anything *guilty!*
You start giggling all the time because youre thinking about yaoi <3 *guiiilty*

...amongst other stuff X'D

Oh, yeah!
You include Yaoi in your anime essay *guilty*  

[User_2629207]

You misread "Batteries" as "buttsex" X'D GULTY AS CHARGED!  

[Cereberus-kun]

Sushii-Princess

You misread "Batteries" as "buttsex" X'D GULTY AS CHARGED!

I will never look at batteries the same way again xd eek wow i'm guilty of a ton of these  

[User_2629207]

Cereberus-kun

Sushii-Princess

You misread "Batteries" as "buttsex" X'D GULTY AS CHARGED!

I will never look at batteries the same way again xd eek wow i'm guilty of a ton of these

XXD I'm so sorry for ruining you relationship with the batteries! *starts giggling every time she sees batteries now*  

[User_2629207]

When you secretly wish all your male friends were gay. heart heart heart  

[duskydawn]

Oh hell yes, i'm guilty of that one....


When non-yaoi fans refuse to discuss Kingdom Hearts with you anymore....  

[Gingerbread Latte]

When you draw yaoi at family functions. XDDDD  

[for the bagels]

when u can not stpo looking at it  

[drkwateralchmst]

~ you start shipping all of your guy friends together
~ you have told all your guy friends they would look great in skirts
~ you and your friends have shipped every male character with another male in any of the movies you see together (( ie. RodgerxMark from RENT))
~ you have more than 3G of fanfiction, all categorized as yaoi or shonen-ai


I am guilty of all of these. and proud of it! ^^  

[faeriegodmother]

_Psychotic Lee_

Just how obsessed are you??? When did you realise when you were obsessed? You know you're obsessed when...
heart You know you're obsessed when you're in a roomfull of hot guys and you're picturing them with each other!
- This is true. crying Everyone was like... OMG. Little Sarah Lee is staring at the boys! But only my friend Steph knew what I was really thinking of. She was all like... Slllaaassshhhhhh neutral -wink wink nudge nudge- twisted
You start picturing 'scenes' when listening to some specific songs... ninja
~ 4laugh Lance

redface I'm kinda guilty of those, especially the first one...  

[psychotic LEE]

To; faeriegodmother
That happened at our 'Social' dance thingy. I made my friend's boyfriend dance with this japanese guys who asked me to dance. I was all like; 'I like it better this way'. And they were so cutee!!!!! I mean, they were both short and cstuff it was alll KYYYAAAAA.

You know you're obsessed with yaoi WHEN;
- You pose gummy bears in sexual interesting positions and name them: 'Adam and Steve'. GAWDDDD.
Dx  

[Ame Amin]

Kitsune-chi

Gothbride

you know when you're obssessed when:

you see two cute guys together and assume that they're lovers. 4laugh

you bravely buy some yaoi manga at the store even though some manga cover feature explicit yaoi content (that makes other people cringe) twisted

you think you're a gay man in your past life twisted

you buy and draw yaoi mangas pirate

you constantly think of yaoi pairings in games/anime/pop stars (especially cute Korean singers **kanga ta!!! Hye sung** and Jrock members (ahem gackt) domokun

when your non anime friends know the meaning of yaoi. wink

I'm so very, very guilty of the first one...

As am I :S