The Imaginary Twitter of Chelsea Nevermore

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I see a board in my room and I usually just make a move and ignore it till it changes again... #faceless old woman #chess  

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Darn! I lost again! scream I can't see you, but I will beat you at chess yet!  

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If you hear a series of loud, monstrous bird shrieks coming from nowhere in particular, dad just found my imaginary Twitter!  

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GUYS, I KID YOU NOT! I'M SCARE-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! OKAY! HE'S MAD! GOTTA GO!!!  

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Still alive! Dad's not mad at me, but he doesn't want me going outside right now.  

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The hecks is going on?! #confused Dad's acting strange! well... strange for HIM... -headtilt-  

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You ever wonder why we don't have guests over? People don't take kindly to... -hears dad screeching and cussing-  

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Oh. Dad says I can't divulge much else about where I actually live right now. Sorry!  

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He also says to stop mentioning him on my imaginary Twitter. It's getting on his nerves.  

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Those glowy black and white things with wings? Yes! Those are birds...  

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Why? What'd you think they were?  

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Why do we always think straight? It's kind of boring! How come we don't think in zig-zags and wavy lines? Wouldn't that be more fun?  

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EURRRRRRGH!!!  

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Wait. What am I doing here? #MiddleofTown  

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Sandero: I see you've finally snapped out of the blind, screaming rage you flew into...