Evil Genie

[Ridley Starsmore]

Granted, but unfortunately, it's only the ability to fly backward, upside down, and with your eyes closed. At the same time.

I wish Sinsario had a cookie. mrgreen  

[DC-Chan]

Granted, but then you're stuck in the room where a fat person is frozen undressing.

I wish I had super speed so I could get in shape!

 

[Sairalinde Telemnar]

Granted, but you broke all the gym equipment and now you have to pay for it all gonk

I wish there was radio station that only played songs I like  

[Troll Djinn]

Granted, but the commercials will be 10minutes long and play after each song finishes.

I wish I could travel forward in time and see whats going to happen.