It's Game time! Backfire Wishing!

[Torixed]

Granted, you get a lightsaber but no lightsaber training. After several failed attempts of using it, you now have no more limbs and will shortly after bleed out. I wish i had a turtle. mrgreen  

[Science Fictionistic]

You use your turtle as a waiter, but it serves you drinks that turn it into a turtle! (Doctor Who reference, gotta love it!)

I wish I had shape shifting powers.  

[Torixed]

Granted, you can become a circle, a square, and a triangle. But not all at once, and not only are you only able to do it one time, but you can not move while you are a shape or revert back to human form afterwards. I wish I was immortal (lol we all knew this one was coming sooner or later).  

[Hot Father]

Granted you are immortal but you play gaia for years and years on end untill your online friends and everyone in the chatterbox class you as a peadophile. I wish i could read peoples minds.  

[Janna Main]

Granted but it soon drives you insane and led to suicide.
I wish for freedom!  

[KindredofLegousa]

Granted. With no limits, you grow bored, unsure of what to do because you cannot set limits or bans. You soon go crazy and jump off a bridge, unaware that there is one limiter on you: resistance to laws of gravity are null and void. twisted twisted (I know, I'm a little twisted)

I wish I had a giant piece of string cheese...and a Llama. smile  

[Torixed]

Granted, the llama ate your string cheese and kicked you in the head. You then suffer a mild concussion that somehow induces a coma that you will never wake up from. Your family is then tortured with the decision to pay high medical bills for years to come, or pull the plug... neutral

They pulled the plug... twisted

I wish I was a turtle. 3nodding  

[Kyla Stern]

Granted. But Hunters started hunting turtles shot and ate you.

I wish I was the most powerful man in the world.  

[Janna Main]

Granted but you became too strong and destroyed or damaged everything you touched (including laptop/computer) making the world goverments decide you have to be killed. (Magneto eventually agreed to hunting you down and killing you)

I wish I had free manga.  

[Token Tsukidorei]

Granted, but the very next day you die, oh well!

I WISH I WAS A SUPERSTAAAAAAR!  

[Kyla Stern]

Granted but then you flew to space and suffocated.

I wish I had cosmic powers  

[musicguy16]

Granted but you accidently created a minature black hole which sucked you up. Sucks for you. O3O

I wish for a bowl.  

[Janna Main]

Granted but then it turns into a bowl mutant and eats you with salad.

Unlimited sushi?  

[KindredofLegousa]

Granted! You suffocate on sushi as it fills your room, your house, and covers the 10 mile radius in sushi.
I wish I had a spoon.  

[Torixed]

Granted, you receive a spoon as a birthday present from your family. However after you try to use it for the first time, three sections fall out, turning the spoon, into a "Spork." In a frenzy, you run through the halls of your house to show off your new "spork." As you pass your parents room, you trip and fall face first onto the spork. The Sporks fractures in the 3 spots, turning your "new" spork into a fork. After you pass away from blood loss due to a "fork related injury", you are buried. On your tombstone your family writes, "Ha ha ha. It was actually a fork."

I wish I had one of those old fashioned cup holder sippy hats. biggrin