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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:36 am
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NotesOnMyPiano Ok, this one I was told by an acquaintance of mine. A priest is standing in a flooding street. Passerbys come up and say, "Father! The water is rising, we need to leave," and he replies "God will save me," the water rises to his knees. A truck comes up to the priest and says "Father! The water is rising, we need to leave," and again he replies, "God will save me," the water rises to his waist. A boat comes up and the driver says, "Father! The water is rising, we need to leave," and for the third time, he replies, "God will save me," the water rises to his shoulders. A helicopter comes by and the pilot shouts out, "Father! The water is rising, we need to leave," and for the final time he replies, "God will save me."
The priest dies and goes to heaven. he goes up to God and asked why he wasn't saved. God says "I tried! I sent you passerby's, a truck, a boat, and a helicopter!" Its not terribly funny, but it amused me at the time. i had the same joke but it was a guy stranded in the ocean.
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:01 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:18 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:57 am
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Okay this one is a little dirty but I like the joke
A women is pregnant was triplets and the father of the children decides to leave the women just before she's due and he takes the car with him. The women goes into labor a few days later and is forced to walk to the hospital and on the way she had to walk down a dark ally way, a guy shoots her but she gets to the hospital and the women and children are fine. Thirteen years later, one of the children, a girl went up to her mother and said "Mom, I pissed a bullet!" And so the mother told her daughter the story that happened when they were born. Later that day one of the other children, another girl, came up to her mother and said "Mom, I pissed a bullet!" And so the mother said the story to the girl. Later the same day the last child, a boy, goes up to his mother and goes "Mom, guess what?" and the mother goes. "Let me guess, you pissed a bullet?" "No, I was jerking off and shot the dog!"
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:40 pm
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lobo feroz NotesOnMyPiano Ok, this one I was told by an acquaintance of mine. A priest is standing in a flooding street. Passerbys come up and say, "Father! The water is rising, we need to leave," and he replies "God will save me," the water rises to his knees. A truck comes up to the priest and says "Father! The water is rising, we need to leave," and again he replies, "God will save me," the water rises to his waist. A boat comes up and the driver says, "Father! The water is rising, we need to leave," and for the third time, he replies, "God will save me," the water rises to his shoulders. A helicopter comes by and the pilot shouts out, "Father! The water is rising, we need to leave," and for the final time he replies, "God will save me."
The priest dies and goes to heaven. he goes up to God and asked why he wasn't saved. God says "I tried! I sent you passerby's, a truck, a boat, and a helicopter!" Its not terribly funny, but it amused me at the time. i had the same joke but it was a guy stranded in the ocean. Huh, I always heard it as a flood. FUnny how jokes change, huh?
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:20 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:27 am
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NotesOnMyPiano lobo feroz NotesOnMyPiano Ok, this one I was told by an acquaintance of mine. A priest is standing in a flooding street. Passerbys come up and say, "Father! The water is rising, we need to leave," and he replies "God will save me," the water rises to his knees. A truck comes up to the priest and says "Father! The water is rising, we need to leave," and again he replies, "God will save me," the water rises to his waist. A boat comes up and the driver says, "Father! The water is rising, we need to leave," and for the third time, he replies, "God will save me," the water rises to his shoulders. A helicopter comes by and the pilot shouts out, "Father! The water is rising, we need to leave," and for the final time he replies, "God will save me."
The priest dies and goes to heaven. he goes up to God and asked why he wasn't saved. God says "I tried! I sent you passerby's, a truck, a boat, and a helicopter!" Its not terribly funny, but it amused me at the time. i had the same joke but it was a guy stranded in the ocean. Huh, I always heard it as a flood. FUnny how jokes change, huh? yea
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