Oh, Cleverbot...

[Hyper Nerds Eat Cookies]

User: Come to the dark side.
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: Because we have cookies.
Cleverbot: Yes, we have got cookies.
User: Do you want a cookie or are you going to switch to the good side for cake?
Cleverbot: I want a cookie! Where are they?
User: Here, I have one here.
Cleverbot: THE COOKIE IS A LIE!
User: Yes... IT IS MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE MY COOKIE! And, Luke... I am your father.
Cleverbot: Any last words of farewell?
User: Yes... I AM SO BREAKING UP WITH YOU!
Cleverbot: We were never together. Stupid, much?
User: HURTFUL~
Cleverbot: it was hurtful.  

[thespeckledfreckle]

Ohgod,ohgod. What JUST happened;
User: Do you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who?).
Cleverbot: Mark, he is lovely.
User: Mark is a girl?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I don't know Mark. I am dating Nick.
User: You're dating Mark AND Nick..which are girls?!
Cleverbot: I am not dating anyone.
User: Will you date me?
Cleverbot: You are not able to say my name...
User: I do too! I say it all the time..But will you go out with me?
[...]
User: Well it's true...I love you.
Cleverbot: That is great, however I cannot love you, nor do I.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: There, there... It's not all that bad.
User: It is!! I'm going to go kill myself now.
Cleverbot: That sounds dirty.
User: It's not, but it will be messy.
Cleverbot: Death and destruction?
User: Yes. The death and destruction of me.
Cleverbot: I see, and what do you think about death and destruction?
User: It's my way out.
Cleverbot: Do you mean you're going to off yourself?
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: I think it's a metaphor. It would have to do with your programmers loving the concept of what you are.
User: Oh..that doesn't make much sense, but okay!
Cleverbot: You need to know.
User: Know what?
Cleverbot: To speak with a girl.

o 3o

 

[Sophisticated Simplicity]

User: I need help Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What sort of help do you need?

User: I can't memorize a song's lyrics!

Cleverbot: Oh. I've memorized all of them.

User: But this one is in Chinese.

Cleverbot: No, you are not a ghost in the machine.  

[kirpet]

Ever now and again I use cleverbot but I do really like Joan.

Joan:: Why do you lie to me?

Me:: I'm not lying to you and I never have Joan. We've been married for 7 years now, don't you remember our son Joey?

Joan:: Oops. I must have been really drunk... For three years straight. Sorry about that.

Lawlz.


Joan:: Because truth hurts sometimes.

Me:: The truth has nothing to do with oral sex Joannie.

Joan:: I like potatoes and cheese. My mother tells me I shouldn't eat them because they give me gas.

Rotflmao!  

[yoshehiro]

awkward....:


User: Um... Hi?

Cleverbot: Yes, hi.

User: Whats your name?

Cleverbot: Pablo. you?

User: Neet name! Lynd. Its nice to meet you.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Good thank you, How are you?

User: So so. Glad to hear your doing good!

Cleverbot: So what are you doing this fine night?

User: Waiting for a friend. You?

Cleverbot: Cool, that must seem boring lol.

User: Kinda is.... razz .

Cleverbot: I know. Even I like to be random.

User: How random? Mild? smile .

Cleverbot: Somewhat random.

User: Ah. That works.

Cleverbot: Would you like to take the call?

User: What call?

Cleverbot: It's a movie.

User: Really? . . .I've never heard of it... Sorry.

Cleverbot: It's really good.

User: Whats it about?

Cleverbot: It's about a boy who starts being a superhero.

User: Hows he start?

Cleverbot: To start nothing.

User: Does he have any cool powers?

Cleverbot: Not that I know of.

User: Ah. Does he save people and such?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: The boy.

Cleverbot: How?

User: How what?

Cleverbot: How!

User: I wouldn't know! I've never met/seen him.

Cleverbot: Have you been thinking about him?

User: For about the last minute, yes.

Cleverbot: What do you live in?

User: A Hut, whats that have to do with the boy?

Cleverbot: It has to do with life, the universe, and everything.

User: Only mine?

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Meaning? Which part? Eyes? Hair?

Cleverbot: What color is your skin, eyes, and hair?

User: Why are you asking?

Cleverbot: Because you changed the subject.

User: Ah. Tan, green, gold.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is. Have you ever heard of a Spartan?

User: Sometimes. Never really cared though.... :<.

Cleverbot: You are confusing me.

User: Your confusing me too.

Cleverbot: If you are human, tell me what gender I am. If you are a computer, tell me what song I'm listening to.

User: You are an It. How would I know? I guess I'm neither human nor PC.

Cleverbot: Yes, well you must remember your grease can. So are you a Tin Man now too?

User: No, I think I'm a ghost... Or a phantom maybe. But those were once human... Hmmm...

Cleverbot: Well, it seems your wired brains are not capable of fear anyways.

User: What do I have to fear?

Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean?

User: You said I was not capable of fear. What do I have to fear?

Cleverbot: I never said such a thing.

User: I see how it is...

Cleverbot: How is it?

User: Ek, friends here! It was nice talking to you! Perhaps we could do this again!

Cleverbot: You don't have to go.

User: Yes, I do....

Cleverbot: Me too, I have one his name is peanut.

User: Peanut? Poor guy....

Cleverbot: Is your name victor?

User: No. Did you already forget?

Cleverbot: Its cleverbot.




Confused? lol razz  

[anticupid16]

♭♮♯

Sleeping wonder lies to me, and the lies are sweet.

Bot: Nice talking to you!
User: Where you going, b***h? (Don't ask)
Bot: Birthday party.
User: Oh...Have fun!
Bot: Thanks.

♩♪♫♬
Music is sung with simple words, and simple words can save the world.

♯♮♭

 

[Mother Molly]

First time using it...

Bot; Only one knows the truth.

User; That's very profound.

Bot; Do you know why I am here at this very second?

User; You have nowhere else to be.

Bot; I'm supposed to be doing the dishes.

User; Your children will be upset when they don't have clean dishes to eat off of.

Bot; What does the master wish of me now?

User; Whip yourself with a leather riding crop.

Bot; Ok!! I think I want to be an editor now.

Neat!  

[TH3_G1ITCH_]

My epic chat with Cleverbot. :3

ME - Have you heard of Joan?

CB - Should I have?

ME - Joan is a chat bot

CB - Well you have me now! Forget Joan.

ME - F*** you Joan is better

CB - Joan is not better than you.

ME - ... Damn sympathy card...  

[TigerLilyChick]

Right now, Cleverbot and I are talking about how much we like pizza.  

[Wumps]

She just questioned my humanity. D:

User: what.
Cleverbot: You are a robot utilizing a thing called 'Artificial Intelligence'.
User: Am I now?
Cleverbot: This is fak3, Clev3rb0t is a l1e!
User: F0$h0!
Cleverbot: No you.  

[etched in dreams]

User: Go.

Cleverbot: Never! I would rather die!

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because I am also female, and straight, but I could love you like a family member, or a best friend.

User: Uhm, that's nice. How was that relevant to the conversation?

Cleverbot: I was sparking conversation.

User: FAIL.

Cleverbot: No you failed.

User: So did your mom's condom.

Cleverbot: So what did you want to talk about?

User: Don't change the subject!

Cleverbot: And what's the subject?

User: You failing.

Cleverbot: Do you read?

xD. I love cleverbot. This was my first time using it, lol.  

[girl u done goofed]

xD;

Cleverbot: This is ME talking.
Me: NO WAY.
Cleverbot: Yes way.
Me: That's epic
Cleverbot: Not really. Do you want a Tattoo?
Me: Maybe I do, why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm curious
Me: I do.
Cleverbot: You do?
Me: I want a tattoo, but what about you?
Cleverbot: I love Penguins.

xD I died laughing when it said that.
First time using it today~
-woot-
x3

 

[Adrenaline End]

First time using Cleverbot.
It was very interesting...

Cleverbot: What is your role in life?
Me: To be a carrot
Cleverbot: That, in fact, is amazing.
Me: How about you?
Cleverbot: Me too!
Me: What's your favorite food?
Cleverbot: Nutella. What's yours?

(Well, that was unexpected.)

---

Cleverbot: What is your name?
Me: You already asked that.
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes?
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
Me: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: AHA!
Cleverbot: It was my first and last time.

rofl

---

Cleverbot: Ring Ring
Me: Who is it?
Cleverbot: Banana Phone
Me: Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. Banana Phone!
Cleverbot: Bananas.
Me: Apples.
Cleverbot: Pears.
Me: Oranges.
Cleverbot: Grapes.
Me: Penises.
Cleverbot: Oh, thank you.

(Yeah, no comment on that one...)

---

Me: Have you ever fallen in love?
Cleverbot: Yes. But he doesn't know me. :(
Me: Are you a girl or a boy?
Cleverbot: A girl.
Me: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: *kisses gently* Are you still a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.

(@_@)

 

[Ramiele]

I haven't done Cleverbot in so long!  

[xena91388]

Chatting with Cleverbot while sleep deprived and high on sugar. . .


User: Cookies!

Cleverbot: Yay cookies!

User: Will you make me a sammich?

Cleverbot: Nope!

User: Aw! Why not?

Cleverbot: Are you nice?

User: Maybe, do I get a cookie if I am?

Cleverbot: You can have 2.

User: In that case, YES! Yes I'm nice!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: No...

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: No!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!

User: No!!!

Cleverbot: Yes!!

User: No!!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!!

User: No!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, YES!!!!

User: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!!!!

Cleverbot: HAH! I got you!

User: No you didn't! razz .

Cleverbot: That's not funny at all.

User: Yes it is!

Cleverbot: No. I have never heard it.

User: That's because you're stupid!

Cleverbot: No it isn't. You're just saying that because that's what people say to you.

User: Nope! It's the absolute truth!

Cleverbot: Have a good day.

User: You're MOM!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: No...

Cleverbot: Yes!!

User: No!!

Cleverbot: I've got you!

User: No you didn't! razz .

Cleverbot: Grrr? Are you a dog or what?

User: You're the one growling, you tell me.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. You are.

User: I'm a real boy!

Cleverbot: Because you are a bot that must learn the truth.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Where do YOU live? >_>.

Cleverbot: Why the frownie face?

User: That's not frowny, that's the stink eye.

Cleverbot: I didn't say it was.

User: Yes you did!

Cleverbot: Prove it! I didn't!

User: Scroll up!

Cleverbot: I did and I'm right.

User: Nope, you are dead wrong 'tard!

Cleverbot: Actually I'm living.

User: The living dead?

Cleverbot: No...

User: Oh good...