Worst Pick-Up lines

[viper_353]

do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by you again??
Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I wish I were adenine cause then I'd be paired with U.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives....because he never met you. ♥
How can I know so many digits of pie and not the 7 of your phone number??
I don't like my current girlfriend mind if I do a u-substitution?
and of course the one previously mentioned....I wish I was sin^2(x) and you were cos^2(x) because together we'd be one.

...as you can tell I spend waayy too much time in calc class!! All well. We have chemistry class' pick up lines of the day so I know a ton of these!! smile smile ♥ ♥
....I have to say though the adenine one is clever!! (and the last two are calc references. in case you didn't get them!!!!!!)  

[Death At Will]

here is some i've heard:

your so pretty i had to do a double take

boy: i think i just got a whiplash
girl: from what
boy:trying to stare at you

roses are red
violets are blue
i can not believe
i'm attracted to you

am i seeing double because i just can't seem to focus

your so beautiful and yet i'm out of me league  

[M i n i R e d S t a r s]

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open your legs and give me an hour

Nice legs, what time do they open?

Show us your pink bits (that one is disgusting)

Do you have a map, because I am lost in your eyes

If your body was a temple, I'd like to explore it (a friend of mine said this to me emotion_donotwant )

If you were wonderland, I'd be Alice  

[StrayKit]

"did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" (a friend of mine apparently got that one XD)

"do you wash your pants with windex? 'cuz I can see myself in them"

"The word of the day is legs....let's go to your/my place and spread the word"  

[comanchecake]

"Hey, you're hot. Let's do it."

"You wanna pretend we're bunnies? I hear that they're really good at having children."

"Spread 'em, b!tch."

*grabs butt/breasts* "Ahh, nice and ripe. Want me to pick you?"

Dear guys...
t(-.-t)

 

[loonaboots]

oh god all of these are terrible! rofl

i've never gotten any of those lines before, but some guy tried to hit on me once. I had snuck into this party thing that my sister's school was throwing with the help of my sister and her friends, and I was waiting for them on a bench. This guy in a pretty gawdy hat and decked out in sports stuff (who i'm assuming was in 7th grade) pretty much just slides onto the bench and goes "Heeeeeeeyyy!"

He didn't even finish the "Heeeeeeeyyy!" before I looked at him, rolled my eyes, and told him to "******** off and flirt with someone your own age."

He tried to flirt with me at least three other times before I pretty much lied and said that I was in a relationship.

Another time this guy decided to walk up to my friend and say "hey, is something on fire? because you are hot."

My friend and I started cracking up.  

[Lashuri Chan]

greek goddess17

Lets do math! Subtract our clothes, add a bed, divide your legs, multiply.

I like this one!

 

[THE_FAIRY_EMPRESS]

So it was a really really hot day at the start of summer i was on my way home when i drunk spanish man says to me...
"Hey señorita, you are even hotter dan de weather" stressed  

[Alice Kensington]

If I were to compare you to any part of my body, it would have to by my pinky toe.

Why?

Cause I know eventually, I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in this place. sweatdrop

Are you an angel? Cause I have an erection.  

[The_9th_Doctors_Rose]

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that a**!

Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play 68? You do me and I owe you one!

Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, let's f*ck!

What has 148 teeth and holds back the Hulk? My zipper!  

[Chocolates_and_Kisses]

1.I forgot my phone number, can I have yours instead?

2. I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?

3.You look cold, want to use me as a blanket?

4. Can I have directions? [To where?] Your heart.

5.Are you a parking ticket? Cause you're fine!

6.Excuse me, but I think I dropped something...My jaw!

7.That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

8.Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

9.Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them.

10.Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [Why?] Because I can see myself in your pants.  

[snoozing muses]

I've got a really good one!

Are you a dub step song? Cause I wub wub wub you!

 

[Mallori_Cantare]

RainbowPop26

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that a**!

Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play 68? You do me and I owe you one!

Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, let's f*ck!

What has 148 teeth and holds back the Hulk? My zipper!

Oh god. I know all of these ( because guys picked me up with them but ewww the poetry one not romantic at all.)


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Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
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You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb.
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If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.  

[Kitalpha Hart]

only one i got:
"Hey, you seem familiar. I just came back from Asia, and now everyone ever here look similar."
complete stranger. i shook my head and my sister took over (since she's 28 and much more experienced in it than me)
for me: pick-up lines=turn off cat_talk2hand

 

[Hilly White]

-Whimsical Stardust-

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that a**!

Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play 68? You do me and I owe you one!

Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, let's f*ck!

What has 148 teeth and holds back the Hulk? My zipper!

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
That one was amazing xD