On the subject of world domination...

[Ascher]

I am saddened to say... that a baby lego demon in the lab is no longer among us, as he passed on in a tragic lab explosion that killed my hair...


In this horrible photo the damage is seen as I am wheeled into the emergency ward of the Gaia salon...

The lego demon caught in the blast was reconstructed good as new and is happily humping my leg once more... I think it's the retard of the litter stare

My hair however... will never be the same, as most of it is still in the emergency room recovering...

When asked about the condition of my hair by local reporters, local stylist Vanessa had this to say:



So please... send out a prayer for my hair to pull through in this time of crisis...
thank you all...  

[Kitsoru]

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[Ascher]

Hey... when we take over the world... Can I be the Underwear King, and the ruler of Japan?  

[Muted Faith9]

Ascher

Hey... when we take over the world... Can I be the Underwear King, and the ruler of Japan?

Of course dear Ascher, just leave the animals alone. You may have one pet panda, if you are good to it.  

[Kitsoru]

Ascher

Hey... when we take over the world... Can I be the Underwear King, and the ruler of Japan?

Kitsoru: stare no way in hell yer gonna be my king *moves to Makai*
Me: whee YAY! I GET TO BE PANTY QUEEN OF JAPAN! *O* heart
Kit: ...*makes PERMENANT residence in Makai* <-_->; never goin back..
Me: stare a**..  

[Ascher]

Muted Faith9

Ascher

Hey... when we take over the world... Can I be the Underwear King, and the ruler of Japan?

Of course dear Ascher, just leave the animals alone. You may have one pet panda, if you are good to it.

I heart aminals ^_^

Oooooo!!!! YAAAAY! I GET A PANDA!!! IMMA HUG IT AND SQUEEZE IT AND PET IT AND FEED IT CHOCOLATE AND-
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Ahem... I'll just... dispatch the lego demons to take over Mogadishu then...  

[Muted Faith9]

Ascher

Muted Faith9

Ascher

Hey... when we take over the world... Can I be the Underwear King, and the ruler of Japan?

Of course dear Ascher, just leave the animals alone. You may have one pet panda, if you are good to it.

I heart aminals ^_^

Oooooo!!!! YAAAAY! I GET A PANDA!!! IMMA HUG IT AND SQUEEZE IT AND PET IT AND FEED IT CHOCOLATE AND-
...
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.........

Ahem... I'll just... dispatch the lego demons to take over Mogadishu then...

Very well, just make them leave the animals alone.  

[UncleFft]

i don't get it, but oh well. i need something to do  

[Kitsoru]

Kit: hey, actually, I'm a pretty good military strategist- I think I should be one of the 4 generals *nod* after all, i DO have 3k+ years of fighting experience... <~___~>
Me: -_-; show off...  

[Wraithgirl]

One problem: first we gotta let off all the nukes into antartica, or else korea & Iran will take over the world instead. Not that I'm against nuking enemies, but after nuking, the area in question will be kinda useless...

WAIT, WE SHOULD CHOOSE A COUNTRY WITH FEW NATURAL RESOURCES AND NUKE IT. THEN CONSTRUCT A MASSIVE PRISON FORTRESS BY THE HANDS OF THOUSANDS OF STARVED, MISERABLE DYING PRISONERS (SAY< THE PACIFISTS OF THE WORLD) AND NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO ESCAPE!!!!!! BWAHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted (K, I need to cut back on the coffee..... whee )  

[UncleFft]

Heh, mabye if it wasn't so pixilated...  

[UncleFft]

stare fine I don't wanna talk to you peoples anyway scream *storms off skipping gleefully*  

[darktorturedcore]

well, personally i think it just might work. in saying so, i'd like to sign up as one of your generals.
also, instead of b***h slapping the french until they decide to fight the Aussies again, we could just use them as shields for infantry, armor, and planes  

[darktorturedcore]

or an assassin...i'm a pretty good sharpshooter, so any political enemy trying to cause a rebel uprising...