FINNISH THIS HERE SENTENCE!!!!!!!

[R0cknR0b]

My car crashed with some weird guy on a motorcycle.  

[Flower_Illusion]

RawrIzEatsChu

i was late because....

I got sucked into a parallel world where where tacos and burritos are at war with cupcakes and cookies, for the sole purpose of who gets to wear magenta socks, while the other is stuck to wear olive colored socks. And before I could help them, I was incinerated by a laser beam, and my ashes blew all the way to Stonehenge, England, where the druids were kinda nice enough to use their molecular stabilizer on me to pull me back together, but; the jerks, could afford airfare back, so;' I had to get in touch with a witch, which she magical transported me back home, via a magical circle, yet; with minor downfall in her calculations, now I got a cool fox ears and cute matching tail. Also; with my clothes ruined after the transportation, I had to go back home, change clothes, then come back here, and now I'm broke after going back and forth, if you still wanna go on our date, would you be willing to pay the way for both of us? razz  

[xXXx Deaths Angel xXXx]

..my squid tried making love to my hampster...

ninja

 

[Cervantus Da Leanordo]

...the hot snow fell up.  

[xXXx Deaths Angel xXXx]

I got lost in wonderland  

[Cervantus Da Leanordo]

Flower_Illusion

RawrIzEatsChu

i was late because....

I got sucked into a parallel world where where tacos and burritos are at war with cupcakes and cookies, for the sole purpose of who gets to wear magenta socks, while the other is stuck to wear olive colored socks. And before I could help them, I was incinerated by a laser beam, and my ashes blew all the way to Stonehenge, England, where the druids were kinda nice enough to use their molecular stabilizer on me to pull me back together, but; the jerks, could afford airfare back, so;' I had to get in touch with a witch, which she magical transported me back home, via a magical circle, yet; with minor downfall in her calculations, now I got a cool fox ears and cute matching tail. Also; with my clothes ruined after the transportation, I had to go back home, change clothes, then come back here, and now I'm broke after going back and forth, if you still wanna go on our date, would you be willing to pay the way for both of us? razz

You sir, deserve a trophy.  

[strawberry_4116]

I was eating someone brainzzzzzzzzzz  

[xo Take Me Away xo]

I was having a one night stand last night & the b*tch got attached. Wanted me to make breakfast before I left for work. Jesus, there's a reason it's called a one nighter.  

[Xx-rosy-cheeks-xX]

i was running dizzily in the lawn  

[x-TOXIC -OREO-x]

because...
my head rolled of my shoulders and all of my organs melted and i turned inside out then became an alien and got banned from the planet F*** YOUGH MORRANS.... and somehow my organs were back, i wasn't inside out but i still couldn't find my head... (:  

[Onelaughing]

I was late 'cause I had to slay my evil twin in an alternate dimension, but my teacher didn't believe me even though I was covered in blood.

 

[menabena]

i got in trubble for slapping a monkey  

[lilac218]

Cervantus Da Leanordo

Flower_Illusion

RawrIzEatsChu

i was late because....

I got sucked into a parallel world where where tacos and burritos are at war with cupcakes and cookies, for the sole purpose of who gets to wear magenta socks, while the other is stuck to wear olive colored socks. And before I could help them, I was incinerated by a laser beam, and my ashes blew all the way to Stonehenge, England, where the druids were kinda nice enough to use their molecular stabilizer on me to pull me back together, but; the jerks, could afford airfare back, so;' I had to get in touch with a witch, which she magical transported me back home, via a magical circle, yet; with minor downfall in her calculations, now I got a cool fox ears and cute matching tail. Also; with my clothes ruined after the transportation, I had to go back home, change clothes, then come back here, and now I'm broke after going back and forth, if you still wanna go on our date, would you be willing to pay the way for both of us? razz

You sir, deserve a trophy.

That WAS AWSOME!!! you should be a poet!!!  

[The Iliaddict]

I was late because a homosapien of African descendent illegally obtained my transportation device.

don't look at me, my friend told me to put that down.  

[lilac218]

Evil twin monkeys were fighting in the yard and I took a steptowards them and they attacked. They brought me to they're leader Elfonzo the lion king and he ate me too pieces. when he spit me out I was like a pile of ripped up paper. Then a elf came walking by he tapped the heels of his shoes together and I became a pumpkin so we had to go to the lair where I had to eat creme brulele and I turned back into myself but when we went for the door to leave we had locked ourselfs in!!! So he poofed me to an igloo where some penguins slidded me home and thats why I was late!!!