Stuff you NEVER wanted to know about your family....

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Mitsuki_Amakura

Konayuki: I know how that is...my parents just left for a weekend getaway in another hotel. I want to go out of town too, but I'll go with friends and not them from now on...


Speaking of getting romantic, i have another story for my dysfunctional family!

I listen to '80s and '90s music more than songs from today. I was listening to the song "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler, and my brother (the one I talked about before) walks by and said "Oh, I love that song! I also lost my virginity to it....and watching RENT..."

Needless to say I deleted that song from my computer and iPod, and I refuse to watch RENT or listen to it's music now.

What a way to ruin a great musical! burning_eyes  

[BannedAccount8623822]

My father had to start working at age 15. His father didn't have enough money to support him he was the oldest and he had a lot of siblings. He went to his aunt's house and she refused to accept him and so he slept in the park. He survived though.

My grandfather used to be so poor he had to eat bark from trees. o

o.o ya...  

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Friendshipstar

My father had to start working at age 15. His father didn't have enough money to support him he was the oldest and he had a lot of siblings. He went to his aunt's house and she refused to accept him and so he slept in the park. He survived though.

My grandfather used to be so poor he had to eat bark from trees. o

o.o ya...

aww, that's so sad...I hope your dad and grandfather are okay now!


Destiny: I know...It really haunts me.

 

[BannedAccount8623822]

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aww, that's so sad...I hope your dad and grandfather are okay now!

my dad became a manager afterward but he had to lie about his age. Now he's in a different country he's just a chief. But hey that's good enough already right?  

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Friendshipstar

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aww, that's so sad...I hope your dad and grandfather are okay now!

my dad became a manager afterward but he had to lie about his age. Now he's in a different country he's just a chief. But hey that's good enough already right?

Hey, as long as he's not homeless, that's great!

 

[Matron Mord Sith]

My parents are boring :[  

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Matron Mord Sith

My parents are boring :[

What about siblings or relatives? I said family, not parents! heart

 

[-PrimaCzarina-]

[[Well, I know that my dad's mom's dad's dad's side of the family came to America because his brother was known as the Scottish Butcher, not because he chopped up animals but because he was a serial killer. They moved to keep him out of trouble.

I know there has to be more, I just can't think of anything. x.o
I thought of something!
My brother lost his virginity to a mentally retarded sixteen-year-old when he was twelve.
How do I know this?
My dad walked in on them, told my mom and my mom promptly told us because she thought it was funny.]]

 

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-PrimaCzarina-

[[Well, I know that my dad's mom's dad's dad's side of the family came to America because his brother was known as the Scottish Butcher, not because he chopped up animals but because he was a serial killer. They moved to keep him out of trouble.

I know there has to be more, I just can't think of anything. x.o
I thought of something!
My brother lost his virginity to a mentally retarded sixteen-year-old when he was twelve.
How do I know this?
My dad walked in on them, told my mom and my mom promptly told us because she thought it was funny.]]

........ eek  

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-PrimaCzarina-

[[Well, I know that my dad's mom's dad's dad's side of the family came to America because his brother was known as the Scottish Butcher, not because he chopped up animals but because he was a serial killer. They moved to keep him out of trouble.

I know there has to be more, I just can't think of anything. x.o
I thought of something!
My brother lost his virginity to a mentally retarded sixteen-year-old when he was twelve.
How do I know this?
My dad walked in on them, told my mom and my mom promptly told us because she thought it was funny.]]

Okay, that first thing scares the crap out of me.

But the second thing makes me laugh, too. I think that's because my brother (not the gay one) married an inbred woman who has only 1 ear....and that's who he lost his virginity to.

 

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Mitsuki_Amakura

-PrimaCzarina-

[[Well, I know that my dad's mom's dad's dad's side of the family came to America because his brother was known as the Scottish Butcher, not because he chopped up animals but because he was a serial killer. They moved to keep him out of trouble.

I know there has to be more, I just can't think of anything. x.o
I thought of something!
My brother lost his virginity to a mentally retarded sixteen-year-old when he was twelve.
How do I know this?
My dad walked in on them, told my mom and my mom promptly told us because she thought it was funny.]]

Okay, that first thing scares the crap out of me.

But the second thing makes me laugh, too. I think that's because my brother (not the gay one) married an inbred woman who has only 1 ear....and that's who he lost his virginity to.

[[Yeah, when I was first told that I thought it was a joke. But nope. My grandma found news paper articles and everything.

OMG...one ear?!
That's messed up.
On a related note, I just learned that Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot. xP

@Konayuki: I know. Very WTF, right?]]

 

[dreamlikediana]

my parents married eachother after the second time meeting eachother. and the only reason my mom married my dad was because he gave her chocolates and roses the first and second time he saw her.

they hate eachother now. they reap what they sow. haha.

<---------------------------------------<3boom.

oh and this one time, my ex-bestfriend's dad and my dad were chilling while me and my friend were in the room, and they were talking about skiing, my dad says "honestly, i find skiing a lot more exciting than sex" i was in the 5th grade after that my friend googled what sex was while we were home alone at her place once and we found porn and ripped naked guys.

<----------------------------------------<3bang.

hmmmm what else, my dad had really long curlish hair that made him look like goldy locks, and wore tight outfits that made him look like a crossdresser when he was like 20. there are pictures he showed me, they are disturbing. my eyes. stare

my mom made him stop, and cut off his hair before they got married.

<----------------------------------------<3boom.

i wish i had some more interesting stories like ya'll do. but then again, maybe my parents are just hiding it... maybe i shouldn't want to know.

i'm thinking of what i can remember from what my grandparents told me or what my moms sister told me. i can't really remember much embarrassing stuff.

my mom admitted this to my face the one time, that she wished i was never born and sometimes she sees me as a disease.

lovely, mom just lovely. i guess i was a mistake, turns out they wanted a boy, not a girl. i was supposed to be named daniel. i'm wondering how i became a mistake...

if i think of anything else, i'll come back.

 

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[[@Dee: By the sounds of it, there has to be more.
Quickly married, anti-sex, cross dressing dads have got to have some wicked secrets. Dig deep!]]

 

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Dee: your dad sounds fun....your mom, not so much.

My gay brother's real parents (he was adopted) wanted him to be a girl...his name was supposed to be Jessica Marie, but he ended up being Jonathan Matthew.

 

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[[A little off topic but I love how you call him your gay brother.
It makes me giggle because I do the same thing for some friends of my family.
There's a mom and a daughter with very similar names, so with my friends I just say they gay one and the mom. xD]]