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Lady March Hare,
You know how the song goes: "card men say only chess pieces rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your hare-like embrace. Now I know how the Jabberwock felt when the woods first parted to reveal the blade wielder silhouetted against a insane sky. It was callooh callay at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, writing poetry until you get here.
Yours truly,
Azure Caterpillar