[Game] Things I've Learned From Yaoi...

[this wretched thing]

57. Prison guards bring their toys to work.  

[No Gambling in Paradix]

lolol. Should put this all in the first post.

58. Even though you're technically attracted to men, it's always a huge turn-on if they cross dress.
59. If you're an uke, you blubber and cry when you're confessing and such.
60. It either hurts like a mofo every single time or magically everything goes smoothly.

...But be sure to have fun!

 

[Art Greylace]

Aieko_09

61. if you are asleep with your lips slightly parted and your crush and or the person crushing on you comes in they will either kiss you, confess their love for you or both.

Or rape you.



62. If you are an uke, you will necessarily end up doing things that look so much like seduction that they'll land you with a very turned-on seme, despite the fact that you probably didn't mean to.

63. A seme's mere touch is enough to melt his uke, even before said uke knows he's gay.

64. If it is not rape, the seme lasts longer.

65. There is good rape and bad rape. Good rape leads to ~TWU WUV~ Bad rape leads to trauma for a future ~TWU WUV~ to fix.

66. No ugly man is gay. Ever. Unless, of course, he is the bad kind of rapist.

67. The seme must be approximately twice the age of the uke, unless of course he is raping his sensei, in which case, he must be twice the height and apparent age of said sensei.  

[BrokenScreamBox]

70. Fat people never end up in a relationship. The people in the relationship must be extremely skinny, according to the rules of entertainment.