Grave-robbing.

[The Master uses Thread]

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW MUCH IT COSTS
TO SHOOT INTO THAT HOLE
FOR 14 SECONDS?

 

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More than I'll make in forty years I bet. ._____.  

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*rips the cold, decayed corpse of the Anime Garden out of the ******** yes. You thought you could enjoy resting in peace, but if I can't rest in piece, then neither can you.  

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...^^

heart

I missed you.

*hugs the corpse*  

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You remember all the good times we used to have, back when we were all in school and we didn't need to know what was going to happen in our future quite as much? Boy, I do.  

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*looks back through some of the old threads*

...Oh wow. I did predict it.

Or it was just that far premeditated.  

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Okay, old Alex. I've got something to say to your f*****t a**.

How 'bout you shut your face. Nobody gives a flying ******** what you think. You saying this and you actually abiding by it are two different things, and I'm sure you can better follow the latter by denying the former. "Remember back when we all inhabited the same Anime Chat room on these boards, and how every other day some kind of dramatic argument would come along and turn the threat into a freaking soap opera? We were such nooblet tweens back then, I swear..." No. No, you were the only nooblet tween, f*****t. Die in a hole.  

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My God. I barely even recognize half this s**t, or half the people spewing this s**t. I know their names and everything! But they don't seem at all like they do now, and then there are others who are here who I never saw for long enough afterwards to know how they are in the present.  

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...No. *facepalm* NO. ALEX. SHUT THE ******** UP.  

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"Always speak with soft and sweet words, for someday you may have to eat them."  

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...I don't believe this. I kinda wish I hadn't bit into this apple now. I mean, damn. Just, damn.

I think there's plenty of s**t here I'd rather have enjoyed to forget. I don't know why I came back here to look at it. God, this is awful. This is abominable. I just want to be gassed now. I feel like that ******** John guy. "No, John. You are the demons." What a tweest!

...Oh God. I think I'm going to be sick.  

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*curls up against a tree and cries*  

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Perhaps once Crystal surfaces once again we may create within this dead body a new world order which will restore it from the outside in and let it walk above ground with the living once again.  

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Or I shoot it dead again. >> With another four hundred thousand dollars worth of custom cartridges.  

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*crosses his fingers and prays the L33T Gamer keeps its value until his two become unlocked*