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 Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:28 pm
Yo mama jokes are so funny!
Yo mama so fat, she is on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so stupid, your dad came in and said, "It's chilly outside!" And she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention.
My friend doesn't understand the, "Yo mama so ugly she joined an ugly contest and they said, "Sorry, no proffesionals!"
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:31 pm
My friend made up one that goes, "Yo mama so fat, she drowned in the ocean and the whales said, 'Hooray! Our queen has returned!'"
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:13 pm
Rin128563 MAGNUM777 *In a sophisticated english voice* Your mother is much like a TV, anyone can turn her on. lol that was funny biggrin that was seriously funny
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:47 pm
yo mama so fat tht wen king kong raped her his d**k cudnt fit xDDDDD
yo mama so stupid she humps the ground 2 wipe her dirty a** o.o
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:36 pm
Yo momma Jokes
Yo momma so stupid she got fired from the M&M company because she threw away all the W's
Yo momma so fat she got on a scale and it said "to be continued"
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:27 pm
yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a goldfish
yo mama so fat when she was telling me her weight i thought she gave me her mobile number
yo mama so stupid she triped over a cordless phone
i only like one knock knock joke, the one below
knock knock ** whos there ** yo mama **yo mama who?** WHAT YOU DONT KNOW WHO YO MAMA IS? BOY U GONNA GET A WOOPIN
**that was random**
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:32 am
Neuro Nougami-21 Rin128563 MAGNUM777 *In a sophisticated english voice* Your mother is much like a TV, anyone can turn her on. lol that was funny biggrin that was seriously funny
blaugh blaugh
Epic!! made me LOL!!
Yo mama so ugly, that the mirror broke itself with a hammer!!
Yo mama so stupid that she had to hump a camel just to see its humps.
Yo mama so dirty that even a hobo wont date her
Yo mama so naughty that even a Computer turns on for herXD
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:39 am
Yo mama so ugly, that when she joined facebook the site crashed XD
Yo mama so stupid that she baked apples with a fire extinguisher
Yo mama so fat, when the world lost its gravity she was still going to hell xD
Yo mama so poor that she couldn't even buy her pride xD
Yo mama so stinky, rats won't even nibble on her left overs XD
Yo mama old that her first pet was a t-rex XD
*knock knock*. . Who's there?
Yo daddy!! . .. YO daddy who??
Yo child this is your daddy!! Ima bust your a** for this child!!
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:18 pm
Yo mama so fat she stood on a scale and said to be continued
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:39 pm
I HAVE A JOKE
a fat farmer was in the cr trying to flush his s**t when suddenly the toiletbowl broke and bursted. the s**t flooded into the wheatfields then POOF it bcame koko krunch!
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Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 4:42 pm
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:48 pm
Yo Mama jokes.
Not a Yo Mama
A crew member came up to the captain of the ship and said: "Sir! There's an enemy ship on the horizon!"The captain says: "Bring me my red shirt!" About an hour later, that same crew member comes up to the captain and says: "Sir, why did you want me to bring you a red shirt?" The captain replies: "So that if I was shot, the men wouldn't know it and would keep fighting." A few days later that same crew member comes up to he captain and says: Sir! There's an enemy fleet on the horizon!" The captain replies: "Bring me my brown pants!"
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:17 pm
Yo mama's so dirty, while they cocked, she blowed
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:23 pm
Whiteknight01 Yo momma jokes Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it." i like that one!!!
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:25 pm
Kitsune Lanhei Yo Mama jokes. Not a Yo MamaA crew member came up to the captain of the ship and said: "Sir! There's an enemy ship on the horizon!"The captain says: "Bring me my red shirt!" About an hour later, that same crew member comes up to the captain and says: "Sir, why did you want me to bring you a red shirt?" The captain replies: "So that if I was shot, the men wouldn't know it and would keep fighting." A few days later that same crew member comes up to he captain and says: Sir! There's an enemy fleet on the horizon!" The captain replies: "Bring me my brown pants!"lolololol i have to tell that to my friends
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