Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Hoshigiri]

Just one--the sun. All others are merely a trick of the light.

Where do babies come from?  

[Alister_King]

MEEEEEE!!!!!

how fast is super de duper fast  

[XHeartless-ReaperXX]

Slow...
when did the world begin?  

[Hoshigiri]

The second I opened my eyes.

How do you cheat death?  

[XHeartless-ReaperXX]

You destroy him... I've done it many times.
where did man come from?  

[Hoshigiri]

From the offspring of the moon people.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side?  

[Alister_King]

because the neighbors water their lawn.

What is the meaning of life?  

[XHeartless-ReaperXX]

There is no meaning to it, its just there.
Why do we blush?  

[Alister_King]

To blend into the background.

Why did the devil go down to georgia  

[XHeartless-ReaperXX]

He never went to Georgia, that was a lie! See!
Why is his name Satan?  

[Captain Durr]

Because Hellboy was already taken.
How do you become a real boy?  

[XHeartless-ReaperXX]

You burn yourself to ashes... Then be reborn like the Phoenix.
Why aren't Phoenix's not real?  

[Captain Durr]

But I killed them all.
Why is killing things so much fun?  

[MAGIEmage]

Becasue, You just cheated death, by being death....
Why do they say that speackers blow?  

[XHeartless-ReaperXX]

Because that's what they like to do on their spare time...
Why does school suck so much?