How would you kill the person above you??

[Hoshigiri]

That's Kuroi-sama to you meaning I outrank you. evil

*rips Heartless' tail and ears off, before beheading with my scythe and feeding the eyeballs to my devil imp*  

[XHeartless-ReaperXX]

I knew you would do that... Because I said Kuroi-san... Gomenasai, I meant to say that to make you angry.
*Rips Imp apart and devours Kuroi-sama's soul* The bleach way...  

[Hoshigiri]

*souless Kuroi shell goes on a bloody rampage and incinerates Heartless until not even ashes are left*  

[XHeartless-ReaperXX]

Heartless goes insane and torches the world, killing everybody in the thread. Heartless shall destroy you all again and again until He wins.  

[Hoshigiri]

*steps out of the respawn generator and sees the world on fire*
AHH!! FIRE!!
*pours a bucket of water over Heartless until he goes out, then shanks him*
There! That shall put an end to your reign of terror!!  

[XHeartless-ReaperXX]

Heartless appears with all the fire pokemon ever created and burns everyone with them, "Hahahahaha Heartless wins this round!  

[Hoshigiri]

*transforms into a fire phoenix and is reborn from the ashes*
*spots heartless and pecks his eyes out, gouges his abdomen with my talons, etc*  

[Captain Durr]

*stabba stabba* lol
-Daniel walks into thread with a thunderbolt that he stole from Zeus-
MWHAHA  

[XHeartless-ReaperXX]

Heartless appears in front of Knight with a the stone gazers sheid and turns him to stone.  

[Captain Durr]

-Daniel drops the thunderbolt on Heartless and he explodes into ashes-  

[XHeartless-ReaperXX]

Appears behind him and summons the final summoning, killing everybody, including Heartless.  

[Captain Durr]

-walks out of regenerator and then takes out batteries-
MWHAHAHA heartless is never coming back  

[XHeartless-ReaperXX]

Heartless appears in ghost form and possess Knight's body and makes him put the batteries back in. Heartless then appears revived beside knight, "Gotcha" He says as he sticks a keyblade through his body, and pulling out his delicious heart, to sterilize and save for later.