Anti-Twilight, who's with me? >D

[LabTechZ003]

I found it ridiculous that the author felt the need to write the narration in a long, drawn-out manner, clearly attempting to copy the style of Jane Austen novels. This quiet simply comes across as boring and unrealistic if the book is set in modern times and being told by a sixteen year old girl.

I also hated that vampires sparkled. Really, I could think of hundreds of things that could happen to a vampire in sunlight that would make them "freakish" but have more dignity.

I once talked to a girl - who was actually sane about it - and she had told me that most of the book was about Bella trying to discover the secret of Edward and that the movie ruined that. From what I have come to discover through my research, first of all the movie nearly did the same things the book did but without said ridiculous amounts of prose and second of all the book actually says on the back - and I am paraphrasing - "I knew three things: One, that Edward was a vampire. Two, that there was a part of him that wanted to kill me. And three, I was completely in love with him"

Really, if it's supposed to be such a big secret then why put it on the back of the book? That is the first place that new readers look before beginning!

I did find a lovely Twilight parody. Here we are.  

[Blackgun122]

I'm with ya there. I hate it.  

[LabTechZ003]

Oh yes, and I just learned that apparently the author intended for the protagonist's science teacher to be in love with her as well! Really, would that not mean she has six men in love with her?  

[Im an irish leprachaun]

Omfg!!!!!I haaaaaaate twilight too!!And now everyone is going 'well,I'm a vampire too!!' I mean wtf?!?!xxxxxxxxxxxx  

[LabTechZ003]

And there are girls who leave their boyfriends to find a man more like Edward. Really, are they so deluded that they are unable to tell a fictional character from real people?  

[PrincessAngelicGoddes]

Please raise your hand if you hate Twilight. *Raises hand*  

[Kngz]

yeah Twilight sucks!
i don't get it why was it made?  

[LabTechZ003]

It was made because the author dreamt it. That really is true.  

[SilentRain66]

i agree, twlight SUCKS. i know i spelled it wrong but its not even worth going back to fix rite now bc its soooo...STOOPID XD
harry potter ISSS WAY BETTER! XD
it ruined vampires for me completly  

[LabTechZ003]

At least there is the comfort that Gaian vampires do not sparkle, so we are ahead on that score.  

[Magikal Maiden]

Twilight is a discrace! It is an absolutely horrible move/series! Why should anyone be tortured like that? Its bad enough they made a series of books. But now they are making the movies. What are they thinking!?! When i look at it i think i should go beat up whoever created the series!  

[those indie kids]

I really hate it. Its like, did the author have anything else to do? And now everybody's like, "Rawr, I'm a vampire!" It's freakin' annoying! stressed  

[kokushibyou-_0]

alone the movie is fine and alone the book is fine but together they are the worst thing out there. i also hate the fact that SOOOOOOOOOOOO many girls out there worship the ground that edword walks on. He is a freaking sparkling dead monster with fangs. what is there to like about him. in real life he is just a big wimp that has normal human problems.