Omegle.

[Katie Sea]

Oh, I use it all the time. There are so many creepers on there, and they're fun to mess with!

SD_HiiakaDragon56: I'm going to use that pickle picture now. It's amazing. I mean, unless you don't want me to use it xP

 

[miss twinkle toes 001]

• (( witty phrase )) •

I didn't think the site was that popular in this guild D:

I had a few awesome conversations last night, but they are saved on my other computer X3

Feel free to post your conversations in this thread.

 

[Katie Sea]

You: Oh, it's you again.
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i tried
Stranger: but after the mutation... i just...
Stranger: i have this yearning...
You: OH MY GOD SO EMO.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I tried to be clever by starting out the conversation this way. It was mean though >.<

I'll edit my post when I have more conversations...

 

[Dazed Poppet]

My best friend and I had this convo yesterday:
(WARNING: CONTAINS ALOT OF VULGAR LANGUAGE!)

Stranger: hola
You: DO YOU HAVE
You: ANY IDEA
You: WHAT ITS LIKE
You: TO RAISE A FAWKIN CHILD!
You: DO YA?
You: HUH?
You: HUH
You: HUH?
You: HUH?
Stranger: NOPE BUT U SHOULD KEEP U LEGS SHUT U ******** WHORE
Stranger: I BET U R POOR AS MY HOBO DOWN THE STREET
Stranger: GO RAPE UR CHILD
You: HELL YES I WILL
You: HE
You: IS
You: MY
You: CHILD
You: WHICH MEANS
Stranger: AND I HOPE U HAVE AIDS
You: HE'S
You: MY
You: FAWK
You: TOY
You: I HOPE YOU HAVE CAMEL AIDS
Stranger: I HOPE U HAVE STDS
Stranger: AND UR SON CAME TO MY HOUSE
Stranger: WE ********: HE SAID U SUCK AT SEX
Stranger: UR BJ'S ARE HORRIBLE
You: I FAWKD YOUR GRANDMAH LAST NIGHT
Stranger: HEY CAMEL TOE U THERE
You: AND SHE CRIED LIKE A CAMEL JUST JUMPED ON HER
You: WHY?
You: WHY WOULD SHE CRY LIKE THAT?
Stranger: OO IIS THAT WHY SHE WAS DEPRESSED
You: AND WHY WOULD A CAMEL JUMP ON HER?
You: THAT STUPID JEW
Stranger: MAYBE CAUSE U SUCK
Stranger: I AM HITLER ******
You: YOU CAN SUCK MY TURTLE'S d**k
Stranger: YESSSSS
You: DO IT!
You: DO IT!
Stranger: O WAIT I ALREADY DID
You: GOOD JOB
You: NEXT!
Stranger: SOO HOW IS IT HAVING AIDS
You: TURNS ME ON
You: EVERY
You: TIME
You: I
You: SEE
You: POTATOS
Stranger: OO U HAVE TIT DIRT
You: HELL YES I DO
Stranger: IT
Stranger: TURNS ME
You: LIKE YOUR GRANDMAH WHEN SHE WAS CRYING OVER A CAMEL
Stranger: ON EVERY
Stranger: TIME U
Stranger: PICK
Stranger: UR
Stranger: NOSE
You: I PICKING MY NOSE RIGHT NOW
Stranger: AWWW HORNY
You: HORNY IS MY MIDDLE NAME
You: AND YOUR CAMEL!
You: BTW, HOW'S YOUR WIFE?
Stranger: UR WHOLE NAME IS CAMEL HORNY TOE
Stranger: HOT
Stranger: SHE DOESNT HAVE AIDS
You: OH?!
You: THEN WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE VEGETABLE?!
Stranger: HAHA SO THE DAY U LOST UR VIRGINITY U GOT PREGNANT AND AIDS AND STD DO U HAVE CRAB TOO?
Stranger: U p***s
Stranger: UR p***s
Stranger: SORRY UR SON WAS LICKING MY TITS AND I GOT DISTRACTED
You: p***s IS A VEGETABLE!
You: MY FAVORITE VEGETABLE IS BLUEBERRY!
Stranger: WELL YEA CAUSE ITS THE SAME SERVING AS V8
Stranger: OO GREAT
You: OH WONDERFUL!
You: THAT
You: TURNS
You: ME
You: ON
You: LIKE A FLASHLIGHT
Stranger: IT SHOULD
Stranger: CONTAIN UR SELF U DONT WANT TO BE PREGGERS AGAIN
You: 'THAT WAS 60 MONTHS AGO!
Stranger: WELL WHO GIVES A ******** U GOT PREGGERS HAHAH SUCK DO BE U
Stranger: SUCKS TO BE U
You: SUCK MY ABANDONED UTERUS
You: THEY'RE MADE OUT OF WOOL
Stranger: I WILL EAT THE GUY WHO KNOCKED U UP'S CRABS
You: GO AHEAD
You: I DONT GIVE A FLYING FOX
Stranger: SOO WHEN U GOT KNOCKED UP WAS IT PROM NIGHT
Stranger: O DID U DAD JUST RAPE U
You: NO
You: MY GRANDPA RAPED ME
Stranger: OO HA WELL THATS SUCKS
Stranger: HOW OLD R U
You: OVER 9000
Stranger: OO I THOUGHT U WERE 69
You: NOPE
You: THAT WAS YESTERDAY
Stranger: OO WELL HAPPY HORNY BELATED BDAY
Stranger: DONT GET RAPED BY UR DAD NOW
You: THANK YOU
You: IT WASNT MY DAD
Stranger: UR WELCOME
Stranger: IK
You: IT WAS MY FAWKN GRANDPA
You: DONT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE
You: AND EAT YOUR WIFE
Stranger: AND FOR UR GIFT U GET
Stranger: GANG BANGED BY U UNCLE DAD BROTHER SON GRANDPA AND GREAT GRANDPA
You: JACKPOT
Stranger: O YEAH U SCPRE
Stranger: *SCORE
Stranger: U SCORE U WHORE
You: GOAL!
You: BANZAI
Stranger: YEAH
You: WOOOOO!
Stranger: YEA SOO
Stranger: ******** U
You: YOU'RE INCLUDED IN YOUR LITTLE GIFT THEN!
Stranger: I AM GOING TO HIT U WITH MY BIG TITS
You: MY DAD, SON, GRANDPA, GREAT GRANDPA, AND YOU!
Stranger: UMM NO CAUSE U LOOK LIKE ********
Stranger: DOTN FORGET UNCLE
You: I AM GOING TO SHOCE TURTLE SHELLS UP YOUR a**!
You: AND IT'S GOING TO BE HUNG UP IN A MUSEUM!
You: *SHOVE
Stranger: I AM GOING TO POP A CAP IN UR a**
Stranger: AND I WILL PUT A CONDOM ON UR HEAD SO U PLAY IT SAFE AND U DONT GET PREGGERS AGAIN
You: I AM GOING TO SHOVE HAPPY KIDS MEAL UP YOUR PRETTY a** TILL YOU GIVE THAT LADY A TIP AT MCDONALS!
Stranger: AND I AM GOING TO TAKE U DOWN LIKE UR MOTHER IN A STRIP CLUB
You: SHE DOES ENJOY THOSE
Stranger: U WOULD KNOW
Stranger: AND HOW DO U KNOW MY a** IS PRETTY
You: CAUSE I WATCH YOU IN THE SHOWER
You: I WAS JUST GUESSING
Stranger: U GOT AIDS U CANT SEE STRAIGHT
You: UNLESS YOUR a** IS LIKE MY 4 YEARS OLD YOGURT
Stranger: YEA IT LOOKS LIKE UR MOTHERS
You: HELL YES IT DOES
You: SO WHATS YOUR FAVORITE POKEMON?
Stranger: I WATCH U WHEN U SLEEP
Stranger: NO ONE WATCHES THAT UN
Stranger: L
Stranger: UNLESS THEIR NERDS
Stranger: DO U MASTER BAIT
You: ALL DAY, EVERY DAY
Stranger: VIBRator or finger
You: BOTCH
Stranger: U NAUGHTY GIRL U
Stranger: U ROLL LIKE UR CHILDS STROLLER
Stranger: R U THERE
Stranger: DOES UR CHILD USE UR VIBRATOR
You: YES
You: HE
You: DOES
You: ALL DAY
You: EVERY DAY
Stranger: OO
Stranger: AND FOR A TREAT WHEN HE IS GOOD DOES HE LICK WHIP CREAM OFF UR p***y AND TITS
You: ALL DAY
You: EVERY DAY
Stranger: OO CHOCOLATE SRYUP TOO
You: hell
You: yes
You: *HEL
You: *HELL
You: OMG KEYBOARD MALFUNCTION
You: GFJKOREQGHJSADG
You: PICKLES AND SPAM
You: MIXED TOGETHER
You: WITH A RUSTY SPOON
Stranger: O U SON MIXES UR TIT MILK WITH THAT SPOON
You: ALL DAY
You: EVERY DAY
Stranger: IS THAT ALL U SAY
Stranger: U R BORING JUST LIKE UR MOM IN BED
You: YUP  

[alienli]

Ah, yes.
The Infamous Omegle.
I love that site.
biggrin
I haven't been there in a while, though. :C

On a semi-related note, has anybody used ChatRoulette?
I want to, I've seen some funny videos, but I'm scared.
Mostly because of that one of ChatRoulette on South Park. xD;;
But it looks funn.
I'm just self-conscious. > . x  

[katan ayde]

"I had never heard of that site before, but thought that it might be fun to play there. So, here are three short-lived conversations and one long one. Enjoy"

~

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: Hey
You: How are you today?
Stranger: Horny u?
You: Would you be interested in a day's supply of chicken liver?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

~

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: ITS SO FLUFFY!!!!
You: It was in the dryer, wasn't it?
Stranger: ITS SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIE!
You: I told you to stop putting things in there.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

~

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Ask Me Anything!
You: Why do you fart when you laugh?
Stranger: I Dont... Thats Just Strange
You: Would you be interested in a day's supply of chicken liver?
Stranger: Dont Like It Im Afraid
You: Would you like a discount at Bubba's Bubbles Car Wash? Walk-ins welcome.
Stranger: If I Owned A Car I Would Be
You: Do your socks match?
Stranger: Currently No smile
You: Thank the Lady. I was worried you were normal.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

~

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Can a fish live if burried in snow?
Stranger: didnt spongebob do it?
Stranger: o.o
You: Who is spongebob?
Stranger: hmm? what planet do u live on?
Stranger: Lol
You: A planet called K-Pax.
Stranger: i know that movie!
Stranger: kinda
You: So, are windows really mirrors, or vice versa?
Stranger: if only i knew what u were talking about? Lol
You: I'm thinking the same. Clean slate?
Stranger: um ok? Lol
You: Hello. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Stranger: Hello and the pleasure is all mine Lol o.o
You: Would you be interested in a day's supply of chicken liver?
Stranger: O.o
Stranger: u scare me but i like it! biggrin
You: Or interested in joining a boy maid cafe?
You: Thank you for the compliment.
Stranger: do i have to be a boy ?
You: No.
Stranger: den a girl?
You: I'm gender confused which is why I'm not allowed to be a maid.
Stranger: so ur not a boy or girl?
Stranger: ???
Stranger: cool! o.o
You: I want to be both.....
You: Just never at the same time.
Stranger: like lady gaga?
You: Who's that?
Stranger: where r u frm? o.o
You: I think I'm supposed to say I'm from the planet Earth now... right?
Stranger: Lol omg r u goku?!?!?!?!?!?
You: No, I'm Kat.
Stranger: pikachuuu!
Stranger: Lol meow?
You: Only when the black cats are talking.
Stranger: so u dnt like white cats?
Stranger: i like yellow lions o.o or purple mokeys
You: I never had a white cat for a friend, so I don't know.
Stranger: i have a pet elephant in my toilet
Stranger: it laid an egg
Stranger: xD
You: I have an infant that tried to flush himself down the toilet....
Stranger: OMG!!!!!!!! o.o
You: It didn't work, but it was fun to watch.
Stranger: Lol i cud imagine xDDDD
Stranger: woah! o.o
You: What?
Stranger: i dont know (:
Stranger: i g2g o.o
You: Do you like pancakes?
You: All right. Nice talking with you.
You: Bye.
Stranger: you too (: byee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.  

[alienli]

:C
I don't get any fun people...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So rude... :'C
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI THERE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.  

[flauterfli]

Me and my friend freak out creepers all the time on thar. x]
It's so darned fun.

 

[Fatgirl and Robin]

You: OMG A DINOSAUR IS ABOUT TO EAT CHU. WHAT DO YOU DO?
Stranger: soumynona
Stranger: I tell him I herd that he liekd mudkips.
You: Ohhhh, burn!
Stranger: Then.
Stranger: I'd be CHAAAAAAAAARGIIIIIIIIIIIN MAH LAAAAAAAAAAZOOOOOR.
Stranger: Then.
You: MARRY ME?! 8D
Stranger: I'd be FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MAH LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR. BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH :OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID


I WUV HIM. <3  

[Ramcee]

I've heard of it. It's fun freaking people out:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: 56, M, My basement
You: asl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

XD  

[Poofta]

I freaking love you. :^D

________________

You: HAI THURR STRANGER
Stranger: hello
You: My name's Harold McGreasyAss. Who do I have the pleasure of having my wicked way with to-day?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

________________


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey, Im 14, so disconnect if youre a hater...of younger people, or just dont wanna talk to me
You: HAII THURR
You: ....
You: YOU'RE YOUNG
You: D:
You: LITTLE BOYS SCARE ME
You: DON'T CALL THE PO-PO ON ME!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hater.........
You: Oh yeah
You: I HATE THAT s**t

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[2A30128]

Black tongues speak faster than the car can crash
You supply the rumors and I'll provide the wrath

LMAO. I don't go on there, but my friend does.
She likes to pretend she's one of her OCs. x]

Romance is breaking every heart in two
Casting shadows in the pale shade of blue

 

[Poofta]

This is freaking addicting.

_______________________

Stranger: heyy
You: HEY-O LITTLE BOI
You: Wanna
You: Get
You: in
You: My
You: Pants?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.  

[Swervey]

Haha, I love Omegle

Stranger: Hi!!!
You: HI!!!!!!
Stranger: !!!
You: !!!!
Stranger: Wutshup?
You: Talking to...YOU!
Stranger: Asl?
Stranger: O.o
Stranger: sad
You: ):
Stranger: Yeaaaaaa?
You: 800, Plutarian, Japanese... 0.0
Stranger: sad )/
Stranger: Kool
Stranger: Same
You: Awsum
Stranger: So how's life?
You: Sunny...and it's too hot outside..wbu?
You: see any flying pickles lately?
Stranger: Nah, I heard that that there was a shortage of them
Stranger: And it's ok
You: Yea, I havn't seen any lately DX
Stranger: Those were the good ol days ...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.  

[Narricissa]

I met a friend of mine there XD
I love it!
This one was awesome: ↓

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: i need help
Stranger: by what?
Stranger: my english isnt the best sry....
You: Well my friend is lying on the floor and hes not moving.
Stranger: call the ambulance
You: they never came
You: is he asleep?
Stranger: i dont know... then say it your neighbours or someone who is in the house where u are
You: I am a park with my laptop
Stranger: then say it to a person who is in the park too
Stranger: a person who can u see
You: no one is here. its been empty for a few hours
You: and i have no phone
Stranger: then... is in the near a shop or so or a telephone celle??
You: no its in the woods
Stranger: how far from the next shop?
You: 5 miles
Stranger: or u park your friend an take him to a person....
Stranger: or to a street
You: and let him get run over?!
You: hes waking up... i need to make him sleep again.. hang on this brick will help
Stranger: hääää????
You: ok hes asleep again. now what?
Stranger: i think u need help because hes sleeping or so..?!
You: hes bleeding...
You: what do i do?!
Stranger: what meens bleeding??
You: his temple..
Stranger: hä? sry... can u explain it egain please
You: His head is bleeding
You: and its broken open..
Stranger: what is open?
You: his head..
Stranger: does he sleep or not?
Stranger: do you mean the mouth or there where the hairs are?
You: the hairs
Stranger: are u there with a car or with a bike?
Stranger: oh...
You: no we walked here
Stranger: oh.......
Stranger: is he blooding?
You: yes and it wont stop
Stranger: then take a cloth or so and took it on the blood..#
You: its a fountain!
You: im covered in his blood now
Stranger: go with him to the entrance or the next street....
You: i think hes dead
You: should i leave him and run away so i dont get caught?
Stranger: does he get.. how does it called in english.....
You: i have no idea
Stranger: what means caught?
You: put to death for killing him
You: or in jail
Stranger: no... its better when not... or u run away and search a person for help
You: ok im runnning away
You: bye
You have disconnected.