[Game] One Piece at a Time!

[blinktjp]

L then told the nubile young girls, "I can provide all the entertainment you need....."  

[CoyoteXendo]

Little did he know that these girls were hardcore yaoi fangirls who would spontaneously combust at the thought of hetero sex.  

[blinktjp]

Suddenly The hardcore yaoi fangirls jumped him! and he began to drown in a sea of girls...  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

Until the tree which grew from the magic beans reached maturity, and turned out to be a BL tree, which distracted all the fangirls, allowing L to get free, however...  

[CoyoteXendo]

he quickly bumped into an army of ninjas!  

[Lady Tsukiko Kuonji]

The ninjas in the army joined forces with the fangirls and led a joint attack!  

[dark_chocolateangel]

However! Light came out of nowhere and stood infront L, as though defending him (Ryuk had dared him to, if he did he got some coffe), and the fangirls stopped, then made the ninja's stop, which pissed off the ninja's and both groups began to fight each other!  

[Lady Tsukiko Kuonji]

A subset of the fangirls worked on getting Light to propose to L.  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

"So what am I supposed to do? Write his name in the Marry Me Note?" Light replied sarcastically.  

[dark_chocolateangel]

"YUSH!" A chorus of fangirls cheered, only to be joined by many other chorus's that made their tone nearly deafening.  

[Lady Tsukiko Kuonji]

L tried to sneak off while they were distracted, but some other fangirls caught him and locked him in a cupboard with a newly undressed ninja.  

[dark_chocolateangel]

The ninja happened to be a very famous blonde one. L said "There's no way this is happening." The ninja said "Believe it!"  

[Lady Tsukiko Kuonji]

Of course, hot gay sex occured. But We must ignore that now, since this is PG-13.
Meanwhile. Light's fangirl group was screaming at him to sign a written confession that he was madly in love with L.  

[dark_chocolateangel]

....When Ryuk came over with the video requested from the closet, because he was secretly the leader of the fangirls!  

[Lady Tsukiko Kuonji]

Ryuk then recued Light from the fangirls, but led him off to a dungeon to...