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Washington >> So Over This Whole "Statehood" Thing
With their cultural center in Seattle, and everything else centering around themselves, the disinterested people of Washington have been too cool to have any nationwide relevance since musician Kurt Cobain left the state for good in 1994.
After decades of elitism, Washingtonians have learned to under appreciate the finer things in life, cultivating a sophisticated hatred for all music that does not come from Seattle, for most music that does, and also for everything else.
Residents simply could not live without their morning coffee, their afternoon coffee, their late-afternoon coffee, their coffee coffee, some coffee before, during, and after dinner, and a nice little coffee for a nightcap. But its not like its a big deal or anything.
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