Twist of Fortune

[iX Sugar_N_Spice Xi]

and Mr. Bob climbs in your window and steals it to buy another porshe! rofl


Bends over to pick up a lucky penny....  

[Kinnei]

and your pants split open. xd

I take a cruise to the Caribbean...  

[iX Sugar_N_Spice Xi]

and a Hurricane causes your ship to turn around.


I decide to go for a swim...  

[wknwoman]

But I didn't notice the SHARK sign. AND I forgot that i can't swim!!! gonk  

[iX Sugar_N_Spice Xi]

I had a romantic evening....  

[Kinnei]

but you found out later it was with your long lost brother!!! Dun dun dun!!! gonk

I found out I was going to be a father...  

[iX Sugar_N_Spice Xi]

but then you found out at the hospital when the blood results came in that the babies blood did not match yours. Dun Dun Dunnnnnnnnn....LOL




I fall in love...  

[Venomous Ghost]

... with a man whom, you later discover, is already married & unattainable.


I finally met the woman of my dreams...  

[iX Sugar_N_Spice Xi]

but then she decides to only be friends. <--TEEHEE


I told him that we would be together forever and ever...  

[Venomous Ghost]

... and then he runs off to Vegas with some red-headed floosey & gets hitched! <----- LMAO!! Touche'!


I won a 7 day cruise to the Bahamas for two....



:3~  

[iX Sugar_N_Spice Xi]

but then you go on your trip only to get food poisoning and had to stay in your bed alone the whole time.



I got a brand new car today....  

[Silver Wolf aka Blade]

The first time you drive it, you blow a tire.

I finally get to go on a vacation...  

[Venomous Ghost]

... and end up at a funeral for a relative you've never even met!


I moved into my dream house....  

[Silver Wolf aka Blade]

And discover you have a nest of squirrels in your attic.

I rent a cabin at a lake...  

[Kinnei]

except the next day it floods and the cabin turns out to be in the lake!

I get a starring role in a movie...