You know you're Chinese when..

[tehmagicalboxfairy]

lol that's totally me and my family  

[~.Kaarii.~]

LMFAO. Wow. Okay here are the ones that didn't apply to me or my HUGE a** family.

5. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
We have a gas stove now, so there's no hot coils.

6. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.
My mom enjoys cleaning... nuff said.

9. You have never used your dishwasher.
Well... I think we've used it 3 times since we moved in. xd

17. Your parents know how to launch nasal projectiles.
Is that like snot, boogers etc.? O_o That's unsanitary...

23. You don't own any real Tupperware--only a cupboard full of used but
carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
False, we have so much Tupperware and Ziploc containers that there's a cabinet just for them. None of the lids match though. It's so difficult trying to pack a lunch...

24. You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses.
... We do have things call cups and mugs.

39. When you go to a dance party, there are a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
Not for long!

40. You live with your parents and you are 30 years old (and they prefer it
that way). Or if you're married and 30 years old, you live in the apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same neighborhood.
Haha yeah right. I'm moving out to a different city as soon as I graduate.

46. You reuse teabags.
NO. JUST NO

49. Your mom drives her Mercedes to the Price Club.
I wish..

58. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached--it means they're fresh.
For me, no shrimp at all please. For my parents and other family members, it's a whole different story. lmfao

70. You're always late.
NO! I'm punctual... for school and work... but that's all that counts right?

73. You've joined a CD club at least once.
Someone's going to have to explain this to me.

82. You've been on the Love Boat or know someone who has.
Again... explanations?


Soo... that's 14 out of 84 stereotypes that don't really apply to me and my family... Good odds though. They got the Chinese habits pinned! lol  

[xi-kwoo]

King Henry

A topic similar to this one was created a while ago. It was called "You know you're Asian when..." While some APG members thought the list was funny, many considered it to be offensive because it perpetuated Asian stereotypes. We won't lock this topic right now, but if people start to complain, we will have to shut it down.

oh im sorry. I don't want to offend anyone on here.
But just so you all know, I am Chinese and I poke fun at myself all the time and I don't find this offensive. But if anyone does find this offensive, then my apologies and please delete this thread then.  

[DancingCherryBerry]

LMFAO. I'm so asian then. HAHAHA

xD  

[PaperMochii]

cry owie me eyes hurt from readin
that long thing :/  

[PandaGumiho]

haha those are true xDD  

[kuinluvsnear]

omg so accurate! Most of it is true... i know im chinese when i talk loud...lol  

[Popourri]

Wow... so many of them are true... Guess stereotypes are there for a reason. = =
Nice to know that I'm NOT unique. Psh...  

[Mister Dust]

read like half stopped a few seconds after i lol'd  

[Jeongg]

Ahahah.
Most are accurate.
That's got me and my family down all right. xD  

[!nternet`]

wtf chinese people hah....  

[iLUVMONKII]

hmm not :E all of it is true lol

meh family doesnt save wrapping paper
we live the moment and let the children have fun and go crazy xD  

[Fates Fatality]

Oh wow.

Some of those applies for my family but we're not Chinese.

I like to save pretty wrapping paper but I never re-use it again. But sometimes I just shred it to pieces. And I talk out loud to myself, sometimes.

Oh well. I'm Korean by the way.. >w>;

 

[iiNicole]

lol they do number 36 all the time