Corrupt a Wish (Yay another dumb game :D)

[Radiosquid]

CaptainBaconMan

Being perfect you realize that there is no point to your life seeing as you have nothing left that you can possibly accomplish, you totally an hero.

I wish I was a total stud.

You are then transformed into a metal stud, placed on a black piece of leather, and sold at Hot Topic. Lucky you!

I wish I had good taste in home decoration.  

[CaptainBaconMan]

You are now a total flaming f*****t and even normal gays hate you for being really annoying.

I wish I had better musical skills.  

[Radiosquid]

You become the world's most talented guitarist and travel the world! Unfortunately you are found dead a week later in your hotel room from an overdose.

I wish I had the ability to switch my vision between normal, infrared, and night vision at will.  

[counter-strike rocks]

then one day, your brain cant handle it so the only options are
1. let your brain die in 1 minute
2. *bullet in gun* *c**k* *BAM*

i wish that i didnt have to do the kitty liter  

[Radiosquid]

Wish granted. You don't HAVE to, but damn it smells if you don't.

I wish I knew what to wish for.  

[H y p n o t i c Fox]

(Easy) GRANTED! Your wish is that you were the most powerful man on Earth! Oh wait, you already used up your wish...HAH!

I wish life was fair...

 

[Radiosquid]

Granted. You now live in a communist society where everyone is treated exactly the same. It's a bad communist society. Not one of those fun, carefree ones.

I wish that countries were colored to look like they do on a globe or map when seen from space.  

[Mawnster]

Granted. But unfortunately, the colors being in their patterns match exactly with those of a landing pad designed by an alien species, the species being colonized in a group of giant, rocket-powered asteroids. The Earth is destroyed.

I wish my pants would zip themselves up after each trip to the restroom to prevent those embarrassing "Your fly is open!" moments. (I can't wait to see this one.)  

[H y p n o t i c Fox]

Granted! Now every time your pants zips yourself after a pit stop, you'll have to buy new pants because those pants are now forever zipped. 8D

I wish I had x-ray vision!

 

[CaptainBaconMan]

You can't turn it off, so you have to spend the rest of your life giving people cancer, only seeing people's bones, and walking into doors and walls.

I wish I was a Field Marshall.  

[thirty1bravo]

OK, but you live in a communist country so everyone is trying to kill you.

I wish wrestling season was over.  

[H y p n o t i c Fox]

Okay...suuure. It's over. But now all the wrestlers are dead! That's why it ended.

I wish I actually had some tasty food in this house.

 

[Radiosquid]

Done. Unfortunately one of them is a burger (a tasty burger) and you get shot by Jules.

I wish I had a secret underground lair/bunker.  

[Mawnster]

Granted. However, with Fairly Odd Parents logic, the lair had to come from someone else. You must now be on the lookout for the deranged megalomaniac villain who previously owned the lair and pray that he does not eat your kidneys.

I wish I could grow or ungrow hair anywhere on my body at will.  

[CaptainBaconMan]

Granted, but instead of 'growing' you push or pull strands of hair in and out of your hair follicles, but with the hair comes in dirt, so if you pull in your hair you get a bad case of the hives.

I wish I had a big knife.