the perfect way to ruin a guys confindence

[Iceestar]

RosesFallingLikeRain

--Anorexic beauty queen, with painted eyes so toxic...--

"Hold my purse."
"That's it?"
"People call ME short?"

--...Flowers painted on her back, centerfold erotic--

I lol'd at those two.......  

[xjewiex]

wahahahahahha LOLed so much! xp xp xp xp  

[Muffin of Magic]

Boy: Why do you wear a bra? You've got nothing to put in it.
Girl: You wear pants, don't you?

"Tell your pants it's not polite to point."

 

[forever a fawn]

Haha. That's great. xD  

[XHarmony_The_KH_LoverX]

Momo The Strange

I got another one.
"My mom told me not to put small objects in my mouth."
:3

LOL.  

[Iceestar]

"There's this guy....."  

[Roesor nau Venorsh]

"When I was drunk you looked so handsome...."

 

[Avaerie]

EZ Cheeze

Eh. I can do it without having sex with them.
I just need 6 words.
"Not even if I was straight."
I've actually probably almost died due to that statement.
This one guy was REALLY pissed about it.

Muffin of Magic

Boy: Why do you wear a bra? You've got nothing to put in it.
Girl: You wear pants, don't you?

"Tell your pants it's not polite to point."

Roesor xor Venorsh

"When I was drunk you looked so handsome...."

EGO TERMINATED.

 

[ChibiLlama4]

I've actually done something similar to that before xD

We were going at it, havin a good time, when he finished. He gets up, looks at me, and I say "That was it?"  

[DOMOs Kender child]

Well... there's this... girl, and I think she's SO-

Those pants looked better on my mom.

Seriously? I thought you were going to lay off the steroids. -shakes my head- So much potential down the drain.

 

[Ramiele]

My first time, I was so nervous and afraid that I asked that. D:  

[broken_bleeding_angel]

"Hold on. Where's my microscope?"
"You act like you have a v****a...Do you?"
"Yes, I agree, your d**k is small."

♥  

[Veronica I Baudelaire]

-AnzysxPet-

6 letters and 3 words that completely destroy a mans confidence XD can you guess what they are answer is in white under this sentence.

is it in

smile rolleyes