Weirdest reasons for not coming into Work / School.

[avalonsThief]

When I held a card over my head, a door didn't appear to get out.  

[Kittehlord]

i woke up this morning and found out i was dead  

[_Chi_Chan_94_]

i got lost in the mall  

[avalonsThief]

I found out pants legs don't go over my arms.  

[iiNightx]

i yelled at the door, "OPEN SESAME!" and it didnt open  

[avalonsThief]

When I saw a shooting star last night, I wished that all school's were closed... Guess I didn't wish hard enough xD  

[Misty Marina]

My cat told me I absolutely had to stay home~  

[pretty hate machine]

I was mugged by a pack of flying monkeys and the Wicket Witch of the West stole my car.  

[iiNightx]

i got shot while taking a shower  

[pretty hate machine]

I got a get out of work free card while playing Monopoly last night.  

[Misty Marina]

Do I have a job?  

[avalonsThief]

WHAT!??!? You say I had a heart attack, teacher!??! I must go see myself in the hospital IMMIDIANTLY!! *runs away*  

[_Chi_Chan_94_]

uhhh i had work/school today i thought i had the day off?  

[avalonsThief]

my waffle looked like Tucan Sam and I stared at it aaaaalllllllllllllll Day.  

[Misty Marina]

I forgot how to get there~