How is the poster above going to die?

[iiWu Zi Mu]

Soulless Neko

Aids ^ * Nuff said.

Question. How does a vampire recieve AID's if they need to drink blood to survive?  

[avalonsThief]

First, you'll walk outside thinking it to be night, when it's clearly daytime. You start to catch on fire so you run to the nearest shady spot there is. But you don't notice the vampire slayer there and you get slayed. Muahah, the end.  

[Jawspi Draker]

((no harm but for fun))
you get a pm saying that gaia wants you to test a game
you try it and cant seem to stop,it is addicting even though you know you have better stuff to do. every mistake you make you feel the lost,every live you lose makes you feel pain beyond emagen, driveing you to madness. but you keep playling.
little that you know the game is a hipnotizing program to keep you there long enogh for a zelot to come into your keep and use a spraybottle of murcery and blessed holy water. a slow death is surtain,but you cant stop playing the game,let alone look away from it.
worse of all..........!+ $U(KZZ0R$  

[Lady Ceil Phantomhive]

((Ima try at this. Well, here I go.))

Shadow is walking along the road, and all of a sudden, The purple fire around him catches his robe on fire. While upon freaking out, a wreck almost happens in front of him, but instead the car and truck swerve out of control and the truck, an 18-wheeler i forgot to mention, hits him. He is crushed flat, and when someone is kind enough to notice he is FLAT its already too late.

((How was I?))  

[lucky_the_heartless]

DemonMatt

Soulless Neko

Aids ^ * Nuff said.

Question. How does a vampire recieve AID's if they need to drink blood to survive?

contaminated blood..duh  

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^ ur gonna run after ur gf when she breaks up with u and gets hit by a car~ 3nodding 3nodding 3nodding

 

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lucky_the_heartless

DemonMatt

Soulless Neko

Aids ^ * Nuff said.

Question. How does a vampire recieve AID's if they need to drink blood to survive?

contaminated blood..duh

agree.

 

[LabTechZ003]

Bleeding to death after my Animated Ragdoll Charlie gnaws off their arm.

Which very nearly happened recently.  

[Dii of Babylon]

A horrible and tragic accident at the Toaster and Supply Co.
Unfortantly the shelving was loose so the entire supply of wall to wall toaster collapsed down upon you.

 

[Chucklenuts]

Death by picky grammatical freaks.
Ouch.

 

[lucky_the_heartless]

your bathing when suddenly you here the bathroom door creak and open..you peep through the shower curtain and see me peering in with my long machete covered in blood..you try to run from out of the shower and slip and hit your head..i punch you in the face over and over and force my finger into your eye sockets trying to pull out your eyes while you scream and grab at my face.i ..i reach into your mouth and yank at your teeth ripping them out while you scream for mercy..then..i slam your head on the ground repeatedly until i bust your head open ..after i've brutally murdered you i chop you to pieces..then i walk off to kill your mother evil  

[M y S o u l F i r e]

her mom kills yooh!
lmao  

[lucky_the_heartless]

your brain overloads from that lame post you made just now  

[M y S o u l F i r e]

i chop you up into little tiny pieces and throw the pieces into a fire, and you die very slowly.