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Kyreie

PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:15 pm


Wish granted! Bon appetit! We are now serving garlic fried mealworms, tarantula casserole and for dessert, chilled monkey brains in their original container! mrgreen

I wish zOMG wouldn't have so much lag!
PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:03 pm


Granted, however you are the ONLY player online in the entire Gaia website.

I wish someone would give me a loving hug.

Nei1

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Azure Alexea

PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:53 am


Granted, You now have a super clingy guy in your life who follows you around everywhere hugging you every five seconds even when your driving.
I wish Bush had never been president
PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:14 am


Granted but instead we got ... um, I can't think of anything bad about that lol

I wish someone else would cook dinner for a change.

elusivebreath

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NotoriousBettieRage

PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:52 pm


congratulations your wish is granted tonight you will be treated to dinner by hanibal lecters cattering service we love to serve man and woman for dinner

i wish i could just stay in bed all day with the woman i love
PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:50 pm


Granted you remain in bed never leaving for work, food, or the bathroom. Eventually your home is reposed and two very dessicated corpses are taken away.

I wish for world domination!!!! twisted

Angelicphrase


Kyreie

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:53 am


Granted Empress! But all the fun goes out of it when you realize just how much paperwork is involved... crying

I wish the cats would clean their own litterbox!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:12 am


(Me Too!!) Granted, Using their new opposable thumbs, your cats have designed a new superior form of cat litter box that automatically cleans itself after every use. However in their new found freedom they finally claim the world they have been wanting for a long time and all of humanity is forced into slavery, catching and hauling tuna 24/7 for their new masters.
I wish we could eradicate the common cold once and for all

Azure Alexea


Agent Ginrei

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:52 pm


Granted, but now the ebola virus is just as common as the cold once was. =/


I wish i had some cookies right now.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:06 pm


Agent Ginrei
I wish i had some cookies right now.


Your wish is my command! *poof* You now have so many COOKIES on your computer that it takes 12½ minutes just to bring up a new browser window.

I wish I had $16,376.30 after I've paid all the taxes due.

Malheureux
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Agent Ginrei

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:09 pm


(lolz that's a good one with the cookies)


Your wish is granted! Except you get mugged walking home from cashing the check at the bank. crying

I wish i had black hair.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:19 am


wish granted... it arrives in the mail still attached to a very jet lagged gorilla unimpressed about having to shed his well groomed hair for your vanity.

I wish bottled water was free

babyshinobi


Azure Alexea

PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:51 pm


Granted, but it's extremely polluted and has health hazard warnings plastered all over it.
I wish I was a talented artist
PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:00 am


Grantd, but yu go blind so you can never see your work!


I wish I had all me debt pd off and had the easy life I always dreamed of!

mekutataki


Kyreie

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:10 am


Granted! But then you died of boredom...too bad the easy life was so short...RIP. crying

I wish someone would come clean my house, without stealing all my stuff!
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