The Ultimate Showdown!!!!! (aka the Fight Thread)

[Card Queen]

*Takes out two REAL guns and shoots at George's feet*
...dance for me.
*notices Zapatorf*
*thorws one of the guns at his head*  

[PrismScepter]

So you want to fight?
*transforms into a Sailor Moon wannabe and takes out magical girl wand*
CRITTENIA MOON SPIRAL HEART ATTACK!
*aims at Georgie*  

[Zapatorf]

((Hahaha... I could TOTALLY see you doing that, Card Queen.))

*Expertly slices the gun in half, and proceeds to slash at Card Queen, who dodges and tries to shoot me, but it doesn't work because I'm using Nayru's Love*

*slices the tip of the second gun off and ends with the blade half an inch from her throat*

"So, are you going to take back what you said, or should I bring in some Chinese Democracy?"  

[Kirby The Cheat]

dam u and ur winchester, Homer. YOU CANT DEFEAT A SAMURAI!!! *jumps through the air with katana at Homers throat and a hand on the shotgun pointing it away* NOW WHAT!!! *kicks him in the knee and breaks it* (here comes another monty python quote) IM INVINCIBLE!!! (only said that for the sake of humor. im respecting the rules.)  

[Fairy Alchemist 96]

*Walks in and sees everyone fighting.*

"WOOOOOOOT,FIGHTING!!"

*Steals George's drums and hits him over the head with them.*  

[evil homer 91]

"you know I have a revive of I die so" *primes a grenade* "misery loves company" "beep beep beep WHAT THE FU-- BOOOM" *I blow both of us up and completes the call of duty challenge, misery loves company, and rank up to 46*

(are you implying that the Winchester is a gun I made up Queen?)  

[Zapatorf]

*Pulls out a bow and arrows, then pauses the game and changes into magic armor*

*shoots at Homer, but it bounces off the explosion and hits the chandelier, catching Card Queen and me*

"Darn it! Good thing I still have Nayru's Love, or that would have HURT!"

*it wears off*  

[GeorgeStow]

AAAH!
Why is everybody hurting me?
*crawls into corner and sucks thumb*  

[Kirby The Cheat]

*is knocked out from the concussion of the grenade* (and a winchester is a company that MAKES guns. so they are definently real)  

[evil homer 91]

*respawns with a G36C with a grenade launcher attachment* "now to work on the 'ouch challenge' biggrin " *fires a grenade at zap*  

[Zapatorf]

*sees grenade land near him, then kicks it back at Homer*

*casts Protera on George, Kirby and me*

"WHOOOOOAAAAAA.....WE'RE HALFWAY THEERE..... WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... LIVING ON A PRAYER!!!"

((I totally ruled playing that on Guitar Hero today. I did expert guitar and backup vocals. XD ))  

[evil homer 91]

eek "waoh" *doges to the side pulls out the hammer of dawn from gears of war* "time to bring the pain!!!!" "fiers a satellite guided beam at everyone* ''now to get the hell out of the blast!!!!''  

[Fairy Alchemist 96]

*Digs a hole and gets into it before the beam hits me* "...........Woof?"  

[Kirby The Cheat]

*wakes up* oh frick. satelite equals not good. hmm... what to do... ooh, i know. WAISSE SKOLIRO! (for those of you who read the Eragon series you'll know what im talking about. it translates as "be shielded" and i cast it on myself, zappy, and fairy. yay me whee and yay for magic)  

[Fairy Alchemist 96]

*Is happy that Kirby put shield around me* "I'm happy"