random funny stuff that made my day

[Dr Sciurus]

Irako of the Desert

I found this a long time ago, but knew nothing about saving pics to photobucket then. Thank god someone else did!!!

lmao! rofl oh my Google! thats hysterical!!! rofl hahah sheet. oh! heres one:
One morning a man comes into the church on crutches.

He stops in front of the holy water and splashes some of it on both of his legs, then throws away his crutches.

An alter boy witnessed the scene and runs into the rectory to tell the priest what he'd just seen.

Without batting an eye, the priest says, "Son, you've just witnessed a miracle. Tell me, where is this man?"

"Flat on his backside, Father, over by the holy water."  

[II_Sami_II]

These are ALL so HYSTERICAL! It made my day! Hmm,

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? >=O


























'Cause he didn't have the guts. ;D

EPIC JOKE. O.O;;  

[AmerAsian-GIERL-21]

this was sad...*shakes head and walks away*  

[lillee e guana]

blaugh thanks guys my day was going bad but now I have something to laugh about blaugh  

[StabbieMcStabstab]

 

[urusai01]

ninjaboy1989

This Weeks >>>Weekly Winner<<<

Uhm. Was it supposed to go to my profile? o.O

 

[evill angel]

rofl 4laugh rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl lol lol sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop  

[evill angel]

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[evill angel]

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[DustyPixi]

haha funny razz  

[Angel_527a]

Auburn Faerie

Here's somehing that made me laugh: My 3 cousins (all guys) were acting like morons in my mom's car while we were at a stop light. There was a police officer in the lane next to us so my 15-year-old cousin started convulsing and screaming kidnap. The cop's light turned and he drove on by. The car got really quiet then my 11-year-old cousin said: I guess there's no law against being an idiot.
sweatdrop

lol  

[Angel_527a]

StabbieMcStabstab

lmao  

[princely love]

urusai01

ninjaboy1989

This Weeks >>>Weekly Winner<<<

Uhm. Was it supposed to go to my profile? o.O

O_O It went to mine, too..  

[nekopau]

lykono

hehehe that was a good one faerie. i guess not.
heres another one i heard:

HOW IS NORMA? .......... This is hilarious !!

Important information if you are ever hospitalized


A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."

The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."

The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried.God bless you for the good news."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me s**t."

TRUE STORY !!!!

OMG! XD is it???? I'm gonna tell this joka to my dad tomorrow rofl