Funny sayings

[AutumnMoon4]

Dragonas-2

Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys
Experts Claim That Bannanas are an Excellent Source of Yellow
I used up all my sick days, so i called in dead
DO NOT ABUSE CHILDREN!!! (no really, they have guns now)

lol  

[AutumnMoon4]

Dragonas-2

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Confusious say,
"man who dance on toilet, high on pot

rofl  

[AutumnMoon4]

Lady Dianna

when love gives you lemon's throw it back and say 'I WANT A COOKIE!'

lol  

[AutumnMoon4]

Dragonas-2

Is there such thing as a vegan vampire?

If a Midgit walks in a bar and asks for a "tall one" will it be able to reach it to drink it?

If sally has 2 apples and jordan has 3 apples, why wont they just shut up and eat?

If you see me with a stupid grin on my face...chances are im laughing at you.

lol  

[AutumnMoon4]

Dragonas-2

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

lol  

[Foxxosaur _RIP_]

Three elephants fall off a cliff. Two hits rocks and one hits that water.

What sound do they make?

BA DUM PISH!

(yeah it may be tarded, but oh well xD)  

[Celesti333]

Dragonas-2

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Confusious say,
"man who dance on toilet, high on pot

whee xd xd rofl  

[in-sideunder]

~Confucius says, 'Chicken with no legs, cannot cross road.'

~When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and laugh as the world wonders how you did it.

~"I thought you were at the therapist". "He couldn't handle it." "After five minutes?" "...Yeah..." "Man! You are messed up!"  

[Dragonas-2]

if my ex girlfriend is nagging in the middle of the woods and no one was around to listen, is she still right?  

[-TearsForBrokenHearts-]

Y WAS 6 AFRIAD OF 7 *TRIES NOT TO LAUGH*



CUZZZZ 7 ATE *8* 9 LOLOLOL biggrin DDDDDDDD xd



JK

this guy walks into a closed movie theather with his girlfriend and some other plp then the guys walks into the bathroom with a one guy and the girl walks into a theather with one girl.... the guy came out as the girl and the girl came out of the guy how did they do it asked the other two plp

DO U KNOW HOW THEY DID IT???  

[Dr Sciurus]

computer: "Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!" *screen goes black* rofl heheh thats funny. and heres annother for you java guys:
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key mrgreen
 

[_ii-jEsSiCa-ii_]

haha!.
nice jokes!  

[XxDreamingStarxX]

Boys are like portapottys. All the egood ones are taken and the rest are full of s**t.

 

[nekopau]

The_Clumsy_Blonde_Ninja

My imaginary friends said you have serious problems.

He does"!!!!! gonk  

[DustyPixi]

funny rolleyes