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 Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:05 pm
*rolls over* why do always get the ugly ones?
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:08 pm
I don't usually say much, just sing karoke very badly.
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:28 pm
thinkg youd never do in bed
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:13 pm
something involving a blindfold and a goat.
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:05 pm
I really gotta think about that one.
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How about something involving marshmallow cream, syrup, honey, and chocolate fudge. Would be too much of a mess to clean up.
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:09 am
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Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:34 am
Things not to do at a feuneral
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Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:38 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:55 pm
Sneak into the funeral procession to get through traffic.
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:46 pm
Punch the body in the casket and yell, "Ha! No tag backs!"
or
Ask the widow,"Sooooo... doing anything tonight?"
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:22 pm
things that make you ask "too soon?"
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:02 pm
"So now that your wife is dead, you wanna go out sometime?"
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:45 am
asks cabbie to stop for a drink on the way home from the rehab center
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:38 am
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:51 am
Hitler: My life of loving other people
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