'What I learned from video games...'

[Shadow__Dweller]

-Resurrected Writer-

Things really do seem bigger when you eat mushrooms.

lol  

[Kalvaya]

Nine time out of ten the White Haired Pretty boy will betray you.

 

[Shadow__Dweller]

Kalvaya

Nine time out of ten the White Haired Pretty boy will betray you.

hahahaha rofl  

[Kalvaya]

Never get married or have kids. There's a 99.99% chance that you/your spouse/your kid(s)/the whole family will die/be killed by the villain/be fatally wounded then die/be left for dead within five minutes of the game starting.

For that matter just don't get attached to people. It's for the best stare

 

[SymphonicFantasia]

Kalvaya

Shadow__Dweller

lol It'll take about twenty bullet wounds before you eventually die...not just one bullet.

And even then only if the situation is dramatic enough. I'm looking at you Zack.

Hey just won't die now will he. XD Even I cry at least once in all FF games. ;_;

That no matter what third world country you go to, you're always going to be confronted by people who want to kill you with chainsaws and anything else they have lying around. (RE4 and 5)  

[AFlyingMuffin]

apparently its ok to not sleep for at least a week straight
(very few games have the character actually sleep sometimes....)  

[Shadow__Dweller]

AFlyingMuffin

apparently its ok to not sleep for at least a week straight
(very few games have the character actually sleep sometimes....)

xd they don't eat or go to the toilet either.  

[Izlin]

you should not let your wife/husband meet your other wife/husband in the next town over (fable 1&2)  

[Sylvia Noble]

Omg i know, my husband from Bloodstone on fable 2 blackmailed me from finding out I have two other husbands in bowerstone.  

[RurouniZakku]

That using the bathroom saves my journey so that if I die, all hope is not lost.(Dead Rising)  

[Izlin]

Majesty of War

Omg i know, my husband from Bloodstone on fable 2 blackmailed me from finding out I have two other husbands in bowerstone.

lol i acceptyed a prostitueds offer for a quest for T.O.B.Y and my husband called me something i cant remember.. but he didnt divorse me .. and did u kno if ur hubby dies "child services" takes your kid o.0