Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer!

[Deadlysin8]

A. Because they pissed me off. scream

Q. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables.
What is baby oil made from? xp  

[Queen Chiig]

A: eek I didn't do it.
Q:How do they get the S's on the skittles?  

[Deadlysin8]

A. Smurfs paint them on. mrgreen

Q. Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? confused  

[Queen Chiig]

A. I'm humpty dumpty wink
Q.Why isn't there ever a bathroom when you need it?  

[Deadlysin8]

A. Because the world is out to get you. 3nodding

Q. Why do people hate country music? xp  

[Queen Chiig]

A. Because no sane human whats to hear about someones wife leaveing him for his truck.
Q.Why do girls insist o wearing shorts that say "juicy" on the butt, then yell at the boys who stop to read it?!  

[Deadlysin8]

A. Because they like to pretend boys arent total pervs, and then they get mad if they do something perverted. ninja

Q. Why do the black smelly markers always smell horrible?? cool  

[Queen Chiig]

A.Because nothing in this world, food or otherwise, that is black ever smells good.(I hope I don't sound raceist >.>)
Q.Why do pencils always break during an important test?  

[Fullmetal Hommunculous]

A:because it is you're destand to fail the most important test in your life.

Q:How is Chuck Norris so tuff?  

[Queen Chiig]

A.Because Chuck Norris will make you his b***h twisted
Q.Why does toast always land butter side down?  

[Fullmetal Hommunculous]

A:because god is teaching you a lesson about food

Q:why is it that every time I watch a good video on youtube,the computer gets crappy  

[Queen Chiig]

A: Because Jesus wants to watch too~ 83
Q: How come your VCR always blinks 12:00 no matter how many times I fix it!?  

[Deadlysin8]

A. Because VCRs are evil and want to annoy you. twisted

Q. Why are atheists so unloved? crying  

[Queen Chiig]

A: Because they pissed off the Gods!!
Q: Whats up with airline food?  

[Fullmetal Hommunculous]

God hates people in his personal space.

Why do I like eating ramen at midnight?