Miniskirt army.

[Original_Edward_Elric]

YEAH! NO MUSTANG!!EWWW!  

[Maison de Misere]

DOWN WITH MUSTANG!! XD  

[Thy Sin Is Envy]

UP WITH MUSTANG-SAMA!!!!! FOR HE IS DEAD SMEXI IN A MINI-SKIRT!!!!!XXXDDDD*ties two anti-supporters up and gags them*  

[Original_Edward_Elric]

~struggles in gags, shouting something about rape~  

[Maison de Misere]

*makes a high-pitched squealing sound*  

[Thy Sin Is Envy]

FYI..not raping either of you. ~throws two anti-supports in a closet with rabid Ed-fan-girls~ ROY MUSTANG CONQUERS ALL!!!!!!~locks closet door~  

[Original_Edward_Elric]

Aaaaaaaah!!! fangirls!!! ><  

[Maison de Misere]

I WILL SAVE YOU, MR. ELRIC! =D *tosses naked-Edo pictures to the fangirls*  

[Thy Sin Is Envy]

~covers door up with concret and other random, big Items~ XD MUAHAHAHA!!! ROY SHALL CONQUER YOU ALL!!!!!!!  

[Original_Edward_Elric]

thank you! ~tries to get out~ aaaah!  

[Thy Sin Is Envy]

~laughs crazily, Envy signature laugh~ Say Mustang rules and is dead sexy in a mini-skirt and I'll let you out of my closet of DOOM!!! XD  

[Maison de Misere]

Roy Mustang rules and is dead sexy in a mini-skirt? =D  

[Original_Edward_Elric]

gonk NEVER!!! EWW!  

[Thy Sin Is Envy]

~let's Maison de Misere out of closet~ Have fun Edward...those pictures won't last very long!!XXDD~seals door shut again~  

[Maison de Misere]

Don't worry, Mr. Elric, I'll get you outta there someday! =D