[Game] Sweet Little Lies

[For-Chan Cookie]

Paige is a baby tentacle monster.  

[SilverMaple]

For-Chan Cookie is an alien in disguise.  

[Labtech Abi]

Silver Maple's kitty is really a robotic arsenal fully loaded with smuts to shoot homophobes with. O: I want one!  

[For-Chan Cookie]

-Ab- has the world's largest and most valuable yaoi collection with ancient text from as far back as cave paintings!  

[Skizzors]

For-Chan Cookie stole my car. emo  

[SardonicSteve]

Skizzors is a synthetic being compromised of dreams and electricity, trapped within the form of a pink-nosed kitten.

 

[For-Chan Cookie]

SardonicSteve is secretly a Power Ranger, battling evil daily so we can live blissfully unaware, and most importantly, safe from evil!  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

For-chan Cookie is actually a sentient turnip who lives in a magical castle surrounded by swirling mist and accesses the internet by means of telepathy.

( mad Bizarre scenarios at short notice are my specialty, unfortunately. )  

[retice]

Lady Gyrfalcon used to be the star of a pretty magical girl anime, but her identity was compromised during an unfortunate transformation accident incited by some magical sparkles gone awry. Presently a lawsuit against her cute mascot, who is rumored to have been involved with the outfit-sabotage, is pending.  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

Retice was sent from above in order to deliver baked Alaska goodness to the masses, but had all her supplies stolen and replaced with leaflets advising homeowners on what the correct procedure is when faced by a rampaging webcam. Having nothing else to do with them, she made a papier-mache statue of her favourite person.  

[retice]

Lady Gyrfalcon's dreams come true one day when she finds out that not only is Vincent Valentine a real person, but he's living in her immediate area AND he's been pursuing her after finding out her secret identity in the uproar that occured after her secret got out. Feeling torn between both wanting to do him and wanting to watch a man do him instead, she is unable to choose and subsequently gets a sex change operation. She then makes her cute mascot deal with the media scandal.  

[For-Chan Cookie]

retice is really a 333 year old man who invented the internet back before there were computers. He's been waiting for hundreds of years for his brainchild to become reality. Now that is has, he can die a happy death...only he's addicted to his own creation and can't pull himself away from Gaia Online long enough to actually croak.  

[retice]

After a blunder by United Airlines that stranded For-Chan Cookie on an uncharted island for an insurmountable amount of days, the brunette was driven to the point of insanity from lack of food source and untold horror at the hands of nonexistant internet connection. After being rescued by an independent Koala Bear protection society that mistook her for a rare form of eucalyptus plant, she was thrown into a Happy House for attempting to "rescue" the occupants of a charter bus while claiming to be THE CANDID CUCUMBER, saver of worlds and smallish vehicles.  

[For-Chan Cookie]

retice needs to lay off the crack.

retice used to be a Royal Princess in the land of Aveeno, but she was disowned when she publicly revealed that she hated oatmeal! The once loved princess was scorned by all and driven from their lands. Once out in the wilderness of Sumac, she encountered many poisonous plants. Strange ivy that made her itch and scratch until she was raw. Finally, she found a kindly old lady who took her in and bathed her to sooth her rash. When she asked if it was magic, the lady laughed and told her it was only the magic of the Aveeno country and their soothing oatmeal bath.  

[retice]

LOL ILU2.

For-Chan Cookie was diagnosed with dissassociative disorder after a freak icecream cart incident involving wayward fireworks and one disgruntled man in a icecream cone costume that came to be known as The Mr. Frosty Fourth of July Tragedy, which robbed her of her fragile mental state after her unintended island adventure. Her newest personalities include a six year old boy, a homicidal maniac, an older woman who insists that it's 1929, and a hateful Pomeranian.