[Game] Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[For-Chan Cookie]

Because monkeys keep kidnapping the guild members to keep them from posting.

Why am I starving?!  

[t3h Rainbow Monkey]

Because it's all part of a conspiracy to make Yaoi fans extinct! gonk

Why can't I think of anything intelligent to post?  

[For-Chan Cookie]

Because yaoi has eroded your brain and now there's a big p***s shaped hole in it. You can never ever get a cat scan because your brain is officially XXX-rated!

Why doesn't the magical pizza fairy come to my house to feed me?  

[t3h Rainbow Monkey]

Because you haven't said the magic word. :<

Why are they taking the Hobbits to Isengard?  

[Yami-Ranpu]

Because Sauron and Saruman have a thing for hobbits.

Why must BL Manga cost more the other Manga?  

[For-Chan Cookie]

Because if it was cheap, then everyone would have it and it wouldn't be special anymore!

Why am I addicted to Oreo cookies?  

[t3h Rainbow Monkey]

Because they're delicious. It's as simple as that. 3nodding

Why do I compulsively make up choreographies to songs I like?  

[Nickybobaloo09]

Because your that awesome!

Why do I keep thinking I'm ugly when I'm not that bad looking  

[t3h Rainbow Monkey]

Because everyone thinks that. Even the people who don't think that think that.

Why do I say I'm insane?  

[Nickybobaloo09]

Because really no-one is sane or normal

Why did my expensive glasses have to break  

[For-Chan Cookie]

Because they didn't like living on your face anymore and wanted to go home.

Why does my player keep playing the same songs over and over and it's always ones I don't want to hear? xp  

[t3h Rainbow Monkey]

Because it knows what it's doing, and wants to torture you.

Why do I keep changing my Avatar to look more like me?  

[Nickybobaloo09]

Because you want everyone to know what you look like IDK

Why is my avatar wearing my best guy friends boxers  

[For-Chan Cookie]

Because you like the smell of his used clothes so you put them on you avi?

Why am I watching really bad AMVs?  

[t3h Rainbow Monkey]

Because they're hilarious.

Why do I want to go to sleep? crying