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 Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:06 pm
It would be alright if they were into Dodge Vipers...
I love those things...
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:19 pm
Autograph It would be alright if they were into Dodge Vipers... I love those things...
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:38 pm
I think it's hilarious how they insist on saying how 'gay' everything is. xd
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 3:09 pm
Autograph I think it's hilarious how they insist on saying how 'gay' everything is. xd ~snickers~ It's jealousy...they so WANT to be gay
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 3:31 pm
illyrianth Autograph I think it's hilarious how they insist on saying how 'gay' everything is. xd ~snickers~ It's jealousy...they so WANT to be gay
...And it's probably true.
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:16 am
And now, for the ultimate Chav congratulations card...  You know it's true.... wink
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 12:11 pm
No, that pic is out of date, nowadays they get them as soon as they are ten years old..
stare
..that's if they aren't busy being drug-dealers or pregnant by then.
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 12:17 pm
Invictus_88 No, that pic is out of date, nowadays they get them as soon as they are ten years old..
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..that's if they aren't busy being drug-dealers or pregnant by then. ~chuckles~ I had no idea you could get burberry in kids sizes...One lives and learns...
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 2:01 pm
Vicky Pollard from little Britain...  "No but yeah but yeah but yeah no but yeah no but yeah... ...but no because I'm not even going on the pill... ...because Nadine reckons they stop you from getting pregnant." *chuckles*
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:11 am
The thing I have never understood is exactly WHY a lot of them seem to revel in wearing vast quantities of cheap gold....No seriously now...Why do it? Three dozen gold chains of the plated (or in the the higher echelons of Chavdom, 9ct) variety, complete with fobs, monstrous crucifixes and the like...well...WHY? In the case of the females, usually worn in conjunction with bleached, straw-like hair (with dark roots of course) and a perm which has clearly seen better days. To complete the ensemble, it is absolutely necessary to have a cigarette in one's hand at any available opportunity, affect a permanent scowl and if possible, ensure that the aforementioned hair is swept up in a "pineapple" effect. If you happen to have any kids (which is more than likely), it is also necessary to call them things like "Chantal!" or "Chardonnay!" and scream out these names in as nasal a voice as can be mustered, all the time trying to swipe at them if there's ANYBODY looking.
Oh dear me...I am getting quite distressed at the mere thought of it. I need another cup of tea.
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 11:47 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 2:52 am
LightningMike I was bored domokun
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 4:02 am
LightningMike I was bored domokun I LIKE you...heheheh
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 12:43 pm
Quote: Q. What do chavs and slinkies have in common? A. Theres plenty of fun to be had watching them fall down some very steep stairs. Q. If two chavs are in a car and theres no music blaring, Then whos doing the driving? A. The police. Q. Despite the temptation its best not to run over a chav on a bike when youre driving, Why? A. Its probably your bike hes riding. Q. What are the first words of a baby chav to its beloved single parent? A. "Wot yoo lookin' at. Gay."
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 1:48 pm
Invictus_88 Quote: Q. What do chavs and slinkies have in common? A. Theres plenty of fun to be had watching them fall down some very steep stairs. Q. If two chavs are in a car and theres no music blaring, Then whos doing the driving? A. The police. Q. Despite the temptation its best not to run over a chav on a bike when youre driving, Why? A. Its probably your bike hes riding. Q. What are the first words of a baby chav to its beloved single parent? A. "Wot yoo lookin' at. Gay." Where oh WHERE did you get this from? It's fabulous! Oooh, and just in case... www.chavtowns.co.uk The entry for Basingstoke is only too accurate, alas
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