What if L....

[Bologna_Snowflakes]

...I would call the people with the white coats to come and take me away.


..>_>;

...but seriously if he was there...I'd have to go with option 4) FAINT!  

[Emo_Leanne_Nyappy]

Id give him some sweets and then i would tell him about some of the theorys ihave about things and what he thinks about them haha  

[Candyc0ated]

I'd bait him with sugar, rape him, and attempt to keep him in my possession forever. -sigh- xD  

[switJham]

i'd give him all the sweets that i have... and coat him with sugar!
devour L! rofl
i mean lets lick him! wahahhahahah!  

[Hayate-san]

Do you really suppose you could take on L. He is as tall as Light, a genius, and did you see his phisical speed and power when playing tennis. He is like 24 also, he would completely destroy you all. Plus he has the whole police force on his team.  

[Ruuche]

I've been alone all my life...

lol don't get us started...I may be a bit sverage in height, but I can be really strong when I want to....and when I'm determined....I go for what I wan, no matter what ^^

but now I've gained my light

 

[Rose of Betrayal]

I would just hug him.  

[Ablepsy]

Life beats down and crushes the soul...
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Die.
Then revive myself and find him hovering over me to see if I was dead.
Glomp him.
Stay there a few hours.
Days.
Weeks.
Months.
*Ahem*
Then I'd demand to know where Light was, and keep them both in my room
as my slaves, and force them to realize that they totally want each other.
But I'd be nice to them, making them anything and bowing to their every
whim. Well, I guess I'd be more of a slave to them.
But I would enjoy every nanosecond of it.
*siiiiiiigh*

Now my hopes are up DX
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...and art reminds you that you have one.

 

[Tevildo]

i would.....
hug him
...to death
heart sweatdrop heart  

[Kunoichi21]

First, I would ask if he was really L, after a total intruder freakout, and when he finally convinces me, I'd give him all the sweets and snacks we have. And then I'd make some cookies or brownies or something. And while he was enjoying my cookies, I'd glomp him from behind. whee And I'd keep him there for forever and ever, with Light (without his DN memories) and while I would be doing whatever they needed/wanted me to do, they'd be tutoring me in my classes and make me do better so I could stop failing Algebra 2 and Chemistry....it really sucks having 2 junior classes when you're only a sophomore and barely passed the sophomore math class the year before. So yea, I'd have a happy life. And this way, MISA WOULD NEVER FIND LIGHT!! Which means I'd be his girlfriend, since he's closer to my age than L, unless I convinced him and L to totally want each other and be all smexy for me to watch---I mean, uh....nvm.... sweatdrop hehe redface  

[Dark Spellmasters]

I can't really cook that well, but I would firstly ask him what he was doing there, and after he convinces me, which would be rather hard becuase I would note that he is a fictional character. I would proceed to ask him to autograph several of my mystery stories and ask him what he thinks about other famous dectectives. Then, once we've fully gotten to know each other, I'd probably glomp on him as he deals with the sweets in my fridge. whee  

[UltimaMage3]

I'd ask him how the hell he got into my house, then run to my room and hide my sketchbook so he doesn't see my fanart of him. whee Then I'd go back and interrogate him, before baking him a batch of sugar cookies to keep him busy as long as possible.  

[sweet-latte]

omg that would be the most awesome thing that has happened in my life <3
1. kidnap him and keep him forever
2. force him to play with me
3. use sweets as bait for him to do stuff for me(muahahahah >.< oh God i'm evil!!! 4laugh  

[Fluffy Inflatable Osaka]

I'd scream for intruder alert. Then rugby tackle him and tickle his feet.
Just because I'd love to tickle his feet.
Then give him some cake.

Previously Osaka Eats Your Grandma. Decided that it's more fun to be inflatable than eat Grandmas.

 

[King Robert Silvermyst]

I would have to first ask him how he got into the house, and two, we'd sit down and discuss deductive reasoning, intel and how big his dentist bill is xp