A Shrine To the Greatness That is Ska_Freak.

[Sephoenix]

I haven't had Pop Rocks in ages!  

[Ska_Freak]

No stupid conversations or one liners today, I got better news.

So I've been having a lot of health issues lately and got my labs back today.

Good News: I don't have cancer, my tumors are benign!

Bad News: They aren't exactly sure what's going on with me. So I'll be the lab rat for awhile longer.

But yeah, no cancer, w00t.  

[-v-Lust-v-]

YAYYYYY no cancer... but lab rats are pretty awesome... sweatdrop

 

[Sephoenix]

Well that's some good news at least.  

[Li`l Pixie]

"Wow.
I can't believe I wasted 5 minutes of my life reading all this crap.
Why can I not stop reading it? Why do I want more?
I want to kill you, but I think I would drop the knife in my fit of laughter. xD"

 

[Ska_Freak]

Lab rats are alright, I'm thinking about demanding an exercise wheel though, and yup Seph, it was good news.

Pixie, I can't believe you wasted that much time reading this s**t either. Thanks though, I guess.


Alright, this one got me into trouble today.

Some Old Hag: Your eyes are so pretty.

Me: Thanks, their just black. Nothing special.

SOH: No, it's rare to find someone with deep black eyes like yours. It really makes you stand out. But so does your over all look.

Me: ...Oh, thanks.

SOH: Really, you are very handsome, are you single?

Me: No.

SOH: [while reaching for my a**] That's too bad, if you were single and I was ten years younger. [hacking laughter]

Me: [While pushing her hand away] If you were ten years younger, you'd still be older than my mother, and I really don't have any desire to get involved with someone my mothers age. Thanks though.

SOH: [Glares then reports me for being 'rude']

It was gross, like being hit on by a female version of The Crypt Keeper.  

[saiga-kun]

Wow. Just wow...  

[Sephoenix]

Um... ew...

Wait... isn't it harassment on her part?

Still ew...  

[Li`l Pixie]

"Wow...ummm...creepy old ladies. O.o"

 

[Ska_Freak]

Yeah it was gross, I didn't get in any real trouble. They just gave me a write up to shut her up. It was pretty funny. I can't remember what it says right now, but I'll post what it says on Monday.


Anyway, I got a bit of a drunken discussion tonight. It was funny as hell to me, but then agian I was/am a bit tipsy.

Friend1: Why don't you like the beach? It's ******** great, lots of chicks and s**t.

Me: I don't like the sand, or the sun, or the salt water. Pretty much the entire beach, but the pier is pretty alright.

Friend2: I'm afraid of the water...beach water.

Friend1: Why? Can you swim?

Friend2: Yeah, but lots of stuff live in the beach water.

Me: I think they changed it from beach water to ocean in 80's.

Friend2: I don't give a ******** what it's called, you're not getting me in it. I don't care if I'm on fire, I'm not getting in the beach water ever.

Friend1: What do you mean a lot stuff?

Friend2: Animals, sharks, squids, whales, sharks, and sea lions, you know, s**t like that.

Friend1: Those ******** things are mean.

Me: What things?

Friend1: Sea Lions, they'll ******** you up, they aren't called lions for no reason.

Friend2: See, I'm smart for not getting in the water.

Me: You guys need to stop drinking, or I need to start drinking more. You're both ******** stupid.


My memory is kinda fuzzy right now, but I'm pretty sure that's how it went. I need new friends.  

[Sephoenix]

I don't like going to the beach... I go like... once a year... maybe...  

[Ska_Freak]

I live ten minutes from the beach, I hardly ever go. I don't like sand.

Anyway, the write up was pretty great, it reads.

"For future reference, please refrain from flaunting your sexuality in front of the elderly, thank you."  

[Li`l Pixie]

xD Flaunting your sexuality. xD

"Die, die! Die, little bat thing! Die!"

 

[Sephoenix]

Not flaunting one's sexuality would be like... a crime against all that is good D:  

[Li`l Pixie]

~**~
Guess Ska hasn't heard anything funny lately. xD

"Oh noes! Godzirra egg! OwO Kaboom!"