Loony Laws

[Dr Entropy]

s o u n d A N B U

thats denmark where you cant wear masks
in canada it is illeagal to kill a bigfoot. ._.
in alabama bear wresting is illegal
in the Uk you cant wear armor in parliment
it is illeagal to sell tarantulas in ontario, canada
in wisconsin it is illeagal to use someone elses phone to make a prank phone call
in alberta, canada you cant hunt with a flash light
in tennessee it is illegal to catch fish with a lasso
in west virginia you CAN take roadkill home for dinner
in 2002 the greek gov passed a flawed law that banned all electronic games

I swear i think you snuck in my room and stole my adgenda (where i found my loony laws) Those are the exact same ones in it.  

[FangzV]

[ S o u l ]

s o u n d A N B U

thats denmark where you cant wear masks
in canada it is illeagal to kill a bigfoot. ._.
in alabama bear wresting is illegal
in the Uk you cant wear armor in parliment
it is illeagal to sell tarantulas in ontario, canada
in wisconsin it is illeagal to use someone elses phone to make a prank phone call
in alberta, canada you cant hunt with a flash light
in tennessee it is illegal to catch fish with a lasso
in west virginia you CAN take roadkill home for dinner
in 2002 the greek gov passed a flawed law that banned all electronic games

I swear i think you snuck in my room and stole my adgenda (where i found my loony laws) Those are the exact same ones in it.

No way dude.
GIMME MY HOME WORK BOOK BACK!
I FORGOT WHAT MY SCIENCE HOMEWORK IS!  

[teh sexiful nerdy]

haha omg get this one: it is illegal to have sex with a virgin in washington state. regardless of marital status or age.  

[mike1106]

in Hollywood, its illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

Also, you cant set a mouse trap without a hunting license

and also, in LA courts, its illegal to cry on the witness stand

LOL!  

[Midori Hayashi]

I found some for Virginia: (including some that are over PG-13 xD)

It is illegal to tickle women.

Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween (WTF?)

These are for the cities Ace lives by, and I used to live in:

Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated

If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUI's.

It is also unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue

EDIT: These are for Michigan (my other home state)

Cars may not be sold on Sunday.

It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber. (poor puppy)

A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony. (glad I moved away. xD)  

[mike1106]

Lol, in Clinton, Oklahoma, its illegal to masturbate while watching people have sex in a car  

[Midori Hayashi]

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.=Alabama

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.=Alabama

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.=Alabama

Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.=California

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.=Texas

Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.=Texas

It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands=Texas  

[xxKiria-Kunxx]

SecondBanana

In California its illegal to have an opinion.


xD

word...  

[Midori Hayashi]

I am not going to write the states anymore, just the laws:

Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death (duh)

The value of Pi is 3

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March

It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears

No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants

If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them

Idiots may not vote.






P.S. I find finding laws very enjoyable. xP  

[Level Seventy]

thats because i have that agenda ._.  

[Dr Entropy]

s o u n d A N B U

thats because i have that agenda ._.

x_X small world i suppose  

[Larxeis]

Midori Hayashi

The penalty for jumping off a building is death (duh)

/;[You took me home];
/;[I drank too much];

Does that mean if you jump off a 2 story
building, and you obviously won't die,
they'll execute you? D;

/;[Cause of you my liver turned to dust];
/;[Cold rust tastes cold creeping cold pain];

 

[churrlo]

I can't remember the state... but it was illegal to have a white dog if your name was John or something xd

Quote:

If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them

I must know the state for that one please xd  

[churrlo]

Ok sorry for the double post... but OMFG!! (please forgive me >.>, its on topic) These are all for Kentucky blaugh

In Owensboro, Kentucky this is a law xd
- One may not receive a**l sex.
- A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.

In Fort Thomas dogs may not molest cars. (WOW xd )

In Tennessee you can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. (Lotsa whales I bet xd )

In Memphis TN, its illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.  

[Iconised Ghost]

eek Are any of these laws enforced?