.::Your Mama Jokes::.

[PrettyPurplePandasofDOOM]

Heres one for ya'll
your mamas so dumb she sits on the T,V and watches the couch.
 

[The Abominable Princess]

Your mom is so fat, in the first grade she sat next to everybody =]

 

[ArielMew]

I found this one on a picture somewhere online but since it was funny I'll say it anyways:
Your mom is so fat, even Naruto can't believe it rofl  

[Jamie Of Spades]

Your mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV you miss three commercials.

Your mama's like a brick, flat, dirty and always being laid by Mexicans.
xD  

[Dread Breast Blood]

Yo mama is so,so,so,so,so fat because she sits on everyone and farted on them  

[L_O_V_E Less Hate]

These ones are old, but whatever..
Your mama is so fat i ran arounf her twice and i got lost
Your mama is so stupid she ran into a parked car  

[Tao June]

rofl theyre all so funny I wish I was funny xDD  

[Vivi246]

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looked at a map, she saw ppl waving  

[xXTippinXx]

I saw this on one of my little brother's tv shows:

Yo momma's so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and they said, "sorry, no professionals!"

stare  

[teddehguru]

I can think of a few.
Your mama is just like a big mac,full of fat and only worth $1.

Your mama is so fat I had to take a train,a plane, and two busses just to get on her good side.

Your mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Your mama so stupid she could get locked in a grecery store andstarve to death!

The boy who sat next to me in class last year was alway telling me these.It got on my nerves.So I askedthe teacher to move me,and she did >3.  

[0obunnny0o]

Jamie Of Spades

Your mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV you miss three commercials.

Your mama's like a brick, flat, dirty and always being laid by Mexicans.
xD

i like the second 1 lol xd nd im mexican  

[0obunnny0o]

SweetPrincess_Q

Yo mama is so,so,so,so,so fat because she sits on everyone and farted on them

not funny neutral  

[GeekWhistle]

Catherine has one! My brother used to say this one and I was like "Dude, she's your momma too...." Anyways It's:

Your momma's so old that when God said 'let there be light', she said 'Thankyou lord! It sure was dark down here!'  

[Katsumeko]

Yo mammas so stupid she tried to put M&M's in Alphabetical order.
biggrin  

[RoxyGirl808]

SweetPrincess_Q

Yo mama is so,so,so,so,so fat because she sits on everyone and farted on them

That is the worst, most un-funniest joke EVER!