what is the worst yaoi/slash! pairing ever?

[[Romiette]]

MistressPaco

I support all pairings and unless I hate characters involved in them, I probably even like them. <3

Same here  

[Miami 1989]

I never liked the idea of Sasuke and Naruto's sexy jutsu! It make's no sense! It's not even a real slash paring! Heck, it's not even yaoi/shonen ai!

Live action characters are weird together too, like Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom...Ick. Same goes with Harry potter, pair up characters, not actors.  

[Jiggery Pokery]

What do you have against ICP? They happen to be a very good band, thankyouverymuch. But slashing them together is kinda...different. I don't have anything against it I guess.

I hate when people insist that a married to a women and obviously very much in love with her man is in love with another man. Though I do like the occasional they-got-drunk one-shot.  

[the_haunted_boy]

I hate it when people slash together very unlikley people.  

[Look to the Skye]

Joey/Seto in Yu-gi-oh. Yeah, I'm a super dork, but still.

I also hate it when real people are paired together. It's not like the fans know what those people might do. Characters played by real people are fine, but not the actors.  

[[Romiette]]

Look to the Skye

Joey/Seto in Yu-gi-oh. Yeah, I'm a super dork, but still.

I also hate it when real people are paired together. It's not like the fans know what those people might do. Characters played by real people are fine, but not the actors.

I agree  

[Andromeda3173]

Treacle_Faerie

I absolutely hate any Saiyuki pairings. >.<

yes! and GaixKakashi! *shiver* ugh!  

[~FrozenBlack-Rose~]

slashing people from Rent..
Uhm.. It's kinda like.. Well, Mark's the only one with someone not to absolutely love. Haha, and he still loves Maureen, although he may deny it.
Er.. It's kinda weird :/

And I agree, pair the characters, not the actors.
Goodness, people.

 

[Komurin Your Face]

~FrozenBlack-Rose~

slashing people from Rent..
Uhm.. It's kinda like.. Well, Mark's the only one with someone not to absolutely love. Haha, and he still loves Maureen, although he may deny it.
Er.. It's kinda weird :/

And I agree, pair the characters, not the actors.
Goodness, people.

O_o HOW do people slash RENT? Can't Collins/Angel be ENOUGH for people? I suppose post-Angel's death one could try Collins/Mark, but still. If people slash Roger, I'll be mad. Roger obviously loves Mimi, and Mimi is kickass.

And yes, slashing actors = silleh.  

[Heero-Yuy-Wing]

[Romiette]

Look to the Skye

Joey/Seto in Yu-gi-oh. Yeah, I'm a super dork, but still.

I also hate it when real people are paired together. It's not like the fans know what those people might do. Characters played by real people are fine, but not the actors.

I agree

thank god someone said it.

My favorite band, Tokio Hotel always has fanfics and videos about the main singer Bill and his twin brother Tom always being together.. That's another thing.. incest.. can't stand it >.< It makes me wonder if people think that is ok in fanfiction do they think it's ok in real life too? (and yes i know it happens.. hell there was even a manga and anime and even a live-action movie based on it now called I love My Little Sister)

Ah.. a pairing i really hate, ItachixSasuke...  

[~FrozenBlack-Rose~]

Maryohki

~FrozenBlack-Rose~

slashing people from Rent..
Uhm.. It's kinda like.. Well, Mark's the only one with someone not to absolutely love. Haha, and he still loves Maureen, although he may deny it.
Er.. It's kinda weird :/

And I agree, pair the characters, not the actors.
Goodness, people.

O_o HOW do people slash RENT? Can't Collins/Angel be ENOUGH for people? I suppose post-Angel's death one could try Collins/Mark, but still. If people slash Roger, I'll be mad. Roger obviously loves Mimi, and Mimi is kickass.

And yes, slashing actors = silleh.

i know, people are so very strange.
they most popular couple that's not really in the movie is roger/mark
and i'm like, wait a minute.. roger loves mimi wayy too much. plus mark is totally straight o-o
and collins/angel is there! that should be enough for people O:

 

[ChaoticAngelofElvenBlood]

DBZ pairings.  

[Hoshi no Miko]

I really can't stand incest pairings. I'm sorry that's something that's always squicked me right out... That and shouta.

Someone on the first page also stated that they hated slash pairings where one or both of the boys involved obviously love women. I conquer with that COMPLETELY.  

[doubtingdennis]

Look to the Skye

I also hate it when real people are paired together. It's not like the fans know what those people might do. Characters played by real people are fine, but not the actors.

Same here. I mean, I'll make stupid gay jokes sometimes, but actual real-person slashfic just feels... eew. Eeew eew. Like I'm some kind of creepy stalker voyeur.

I'm not so squicked by incest, though, unless there's giant disgusting age gaps involved. I find it unlikely in most cases, but I figure, if they're the same-ish age and they really want to then as long as there's no grotesquely deformed children I can't really object.

Actually I'm not so squicked by very many pairings other than for purely aesthetic 'eew burly men' reasons. But Knives/Midvalley really creeps me out. Just... no. Yeee.  

[protecterofelements]

anyone with Orcimaru from Naruto he's just to creepy to have a pairing xp