The And/But Game!

[Lady Midori]

((I'm glad you guys think so! 4laugh ))

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows  

[Aeliara]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid  

[Lady Midori]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits  

[Sita Harker]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies  

[greenphoenixrain]

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Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa

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[Lady Midori]

((I really haven't the slightest clue what is going on any more, lol!))

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo  

[Underestimated_Angel]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment)  

[Lady Midori]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state  

[Lady Pole]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days  

[Underestimated_Angel]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action  

[Pwale]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows  

[PsychoticSparkle]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods  

[Lady Midori]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes  

[PsychoticSparkle]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war  

[Lady Pole]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting