Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[TeaDidikai]

Celeblin Galadeneryn

AniMajor

TeaDidikai

Is it official? Did I win the thread?

I think you've found a whole new kind of fluff.

It's like she created a mythical race of like elves or something, then assigned it to a real-life group.

So wait, It's like what White Wolf did... Only serious?

GAH

I couldn't even read the thing it was so bad. I'mma go back and read it.

I liked how Roma = Roman.  

[TeaDidikai]

Celeblin Galadeneryn

YES.

ITALY.

BECAUSE ITALY HAS ALWAYS BEEN FRIENDLY TO THE ROMA.

ALWAYS.

NO DISCRIMINATION THERE.

I'M TYPING IN CAPS BECAUSE I'M SERIOUS. THIS IS MY SERIOUS FACE. eek

SEE?

SERIOUS.

And I think someone needs to tell the Celts that they had no contact with Romans until the 16th Century.  

[TeaDidikai]

Celeblin Galadeneryn

MORE SERIOUS BUSINESS.

I THINK THIS MEANS THERE CAN BE DRUIDS, GUISE.

HOSHIT.  

[Cranium Squirrel]

Celeblin Galadeneryn

I THINK THIS MEANS THERE CAN BE DRUIDS, GUISE.

I CALL FIRST DROOD STATUS.

BECAUSE BUDD-DRUID IS MOST VALIDEST PATH EVAR.  

[AniMajor]

Byaggha

Celeblin Galadeneryn

I THINK THIS MEANS THERE CAN BE DRUIDS, GUISE.

I CALL FIRST DROOD STATUS.

BECAUSE BUDD-DRUID IS MOST VALIDEST PATH EVAR.

DOSE THIS MEEN I CAN B DROOD 2?

I NEED A T-SHIRT TO CELIBATE THIS OCASSION!

TeaDidikai

I liked how Roma = Roman

This is obviously because the name of your culture is just one big typo, as whoever wrote that website is kindly pointing out.  

[TeaDidikai]

AniMajor

This is obviously because the name of your culture is just one big typo, as whoever wrote that website is kindly pointing out.

D'oh! You're right.  

[Collowrath]

Tea: I'm not sure what to say about that site. I'm ...exasperated just mentally correcting it. >.<

Honestly, it looks like something my dad's girlfriend would send me. She's a "proud gypsy" because she's Romanian and Portuguese and about six kinds of Slavic, and Native American - so Native American that she lectured me and my father for using the word "Indian" because it's offensive to "her people."  

[TeaDidikai]

Collowrath

Honestly, it looks like something my dad's girlfriend would send me. She's a "proud gypsy" because she's Romanian and Portuguese and about six kinds of Slavic, and Native American - so Native American that she lectured me and my father for using the word "Indian" because it's offensive to "her people."

~head desk~  

[Calelith]

Collowrath

Tea: I'm not sure what to say about that site. I'm ...exasperated just mentally correcting it. >.<

Honestly, it looks like something my dad's girlfriend would send me. She's a "proud gypsy" because she's Romanian and Portuguese and about six kinds of Slavic, and Native American - so Native American that she lectured me and my father for using the word "Indian" because it's offensive to "her people."

 

[erinnightwalker]

AniMajor

Where did you find this? Because it looks much more like an RP than some of the other stuff we've seen.

Nope. I know the people involved and have some outside confirmation. Even so, I hoped it was a joke, but the last post is by an ex-friend of mine. Her then-boyfriend is the main originator of all that crap. I remember her talking to me about the whole pissed Gaia thing when that was posted.

That particular bit of loveliness is part of the reason I don't know now if I ever truly knew her...  

[Collowrath]

TeaDidikai

Collowrath

Honestly, it looks like something my dad's girlfriend would send me. She's a "proud gypsy" because she's Romanian and Portuguese and about six kinds of Slavic, and Native American - so Native American that she lectured me and my father for using the word "Indian" because it's offensive to "her people."

~head desk~

Indeed. Before too long my forehead is gonna be permanently flat and bright red from the sheer number of times it has been slammed into a desk. :/  

[Bastemhet]

TeaDidikai

And I think someone needs to tell the Celts that they had no contact with Romans until the 16th Century.

Do the Celtic Iberians of the Iberian peninsula not count?

Edit- Sorry, Celtiberians. I was translating from Spanish and didn't realize it would be basically the same word. (celtibéricos)