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 Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:49 am
Gets: A very slippery sidewalk gonk
Inserts: Hospital bill
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:12 pm
Gets: an awful craving. I don't want to talk about it.
Inserts: a peppermint Altoids paper
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:48 am
Gets: broken glass
Inserts: a sperm sample "borrowed" from a sperm bank
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:24 am
gets arrested for 'borrowing' the sample
inserts a plea of not guilty
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:11 am
Gets off scot-free
Inserts a flintstone's gummy vitamin
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:55 am
Gets: Health
Inserts: trolling
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:02 am
Gets: RAGE!! scream
Inserts: broken dishes
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:34 am
Gets: only have my dinner
Inserts: hunger
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:48 am
Gets: The first all you can eat Purina Chowdown Pet Buffet.
Inserts: a pet hissing cockroach from Madagascar. No! Wait, Whisper. Come back! Whisperrrrrr, Whissss-perrrr....come to mommy. I've got a cracker for you! Whisper! Whisper? crying
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:05 am
Gets: a Fear Factor milkshake
Inserts: speling and gramer so aful
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:12 am
Gets: a fail on spelling and grammar
Inserts: a spelling and grammar checker
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:49 am
Gets: A really complicated looking game board
Inserts: A totem pole
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:52 am
Gets a toothpick confused
inserts a venomus woodchuck
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