Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[Cranium Squirrel]

Astrox

I'm still watching.
I love the broom and the jars in the background.
She's so serious.

I know.

Srsfase makes it worth watching.

She's got one heck of a persecution complex too, and some severe self-importance going there. 3nodding  

[whiporwill-o]

TeaDidikai

whiporwill-o

ninja
i get twitchy in antique shops, lol.

Good Will is cheaper.

I bought around a hundred jars for my spice shelf. I'm in the process of painting them.

Oooo *twitch* a hundred you say *twitch* (runs to good will)

i became friends with the lady that ran an antique shop in foley, al. she would always call up the sellers to see if they'd haggle with me, it was fun. and some of them didn't even know what they had. i bought a pre ww2 noritake tea cup and saucer for $1. i worked at noritake at the time and had to take it in to show everybody, i thought it was the coolest thing. whee  

[Yanueh]

Oh... too add even more fluffiness to the vegan witch's ramble, she starts going on about the story of how Artemis turned the hunter into a stag, who was then eaten by his own hunting dogs and declares, "I like that story!"

Because Artemis totally turned him into a stag because he was a big meanie hunter, not because he was a peeping tom. And it wasn't like Artemis was a goddess of the hunt or anything like that. rolleyes  

[TeaDidikai]

Byaggha

She's got one heck of a persecution complex too,

Oh?

Whiporwill-o>>.... a dollar?
Lucky.  

[whiporwill-o]

TeaDidikai

Whiporwill-o>>.... a dollar?
Lucky.

lol, if i ever get that lucky again, i'll hook you up. 3nodding  

[Cranium Squirrel]

TeaDidikai

Byaggha

She's got one heck of a persecution complex too,

Oh?

She's got more than a few vids where she mentions 'other pagans telling her she's wrong about things' in the same kind of voice one mentions the dog excrement they stepped in on the way to the car.

She's also got a big fancy 'I'm leaving all these online communities because I need to grow, and I'm deleting all my stuff on youtube and everywhere else to go learn to be a doctor' vid, during which she retracts that statement and says in a popup bubble that 'people online love these so much, I'm leaving all my Wicca stuff here for you all to learn'. Because she is THAT MUCH of a Wiccan guru type that we need her lessons to continue living.  

[TeaDidikai]

Yikes. Just... yikes.  

[AniMajor]

Eeww, apparently, we share the same first name, with the same spelling.  

[Yanueh]

Celeblin Galadeneryn

Gaia? Because I will bury them.

If not, kill it, fire, etc.

It's this video. Starting at about 5:50, she starts talking about how the synthetic material on her vegan wand is better than real leather, which would have "psychic detritus" because it came from an animal that died "in pain and fear," so she'd never use animal products for anything spiritual.

Then she announces that her wand represents Cernunnos.

Having a vegan wand is one thing. But declaring that your vegan wand is spiritually superior to a wand with real leather, and using it to represent the lord of the hunt... fail.  

[TeaDidikai]

Them: I have a crystal ball! (Emphasis on how special they are for having one. All I can think is "Yeah? So? I own a couple- but the one I really want is in storage." )

Me: Poured Crystal or Quartz?

Them: It's Crystal!

Me: confused

Them: Oh... quartz, I think.

Same person, after I notice one of those Barns and Nobel Bargain Bin books on Witchcraft. You know the kind- the ones that are about 60% pictures of alters, candles alight, stones, bowls with rose petals floating in it etc.

Me: You're into witchcraft huh?
Them: Oh yes, it's in my blood.  

[Cranium Squirrel]

TeaDidikai

Me: You're into witchcraft huh?
Them: Oh yes, it's in my blood.

Sounds painful.

There might be some medication for it. Prescription: Shotgun?  

[TeaDidikai]

Byaggha

Sounds painful.

There might be some medication for it. Prescription: Shotgun?

I want to know which allele "witch" is on.  

[Cranium Squirrel]

TeaDidikai

I want to know which allele "witch" is on.

Whichever one shapes itself into tiny pentacles.  

[TeaDidikai]

Byaggha

TeaDidikai

I want to know which allele "witch" is on.

Whichever one shapes itself into tiny pentacles.

Hey now. Does the allele that marks a Christian witch look like a cross?